Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[jimmybob]

the M and the O

Why doesn't falafel come in different colours?

-Jimmybob

[The Gravekeeper]

Because the companies that would supply the dyes are engaged in a massive but secret war with each other over.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, anyway?

[retrorussell]

San Diego, CA

Has anyone ever seen an express lane with a sign in excess of "15 items or less"?

[Javakoala]

Yes, indeed. Walmart. Theirs reads, "You must weight 400 pounds or less."

Where DID the Wendigo?

[Raffine]

I dunno. Alaska.

where the hell has Javakoala been?

[diamondwaspvenom]

He's been hiding in his underground lair whilst plotting the eventual destruction of the Hamburger Helper Factory.

Why do small dogs hate me so much?

[MrMari]

Its the Pup-Peroni you got in your pocket that you won't give up.

Does anyone know why the Asian folks in Kung-Fu movies have such long ass facial hair?

[retrorussell]

It's the curse of Fu Manchu.

Why aren't there more movies about killer parakeets?

[Derf]

Because parakeets will sue in a heartbeat if they feel like their character has been maligned.


What made dinosaur?

[The Gravekeeper]

Nothing; they never existed. Paleontologists made them up so they can rake in the royalties every time a movie features dinosaurs.

Why do spiders keep coming out of the drain in my bathtub?

[AndyC]

To eat the flies buzzing around your toilet.


How much spray cheese would it take to fill an average adult colon?

[Jack]

You can keep spraying that stuff up there forever, it's really quite amazing. 

Why is mozzarella stringy when you melt it?

[retrorussell]

So you can reenact the "spaghetti scene" from Lady & The Tramp with your loved one, with cheese instead of spaghetti.

If Dig Dug and Pac-Man had a fight, who would win?

[Derf]

The pay-per-view broadcaster that carried the fight.


If x=2(y+13z) and z=x-2, then why?

[diamondwaspvenom]

I don't listen to hip-hop.

Why do fools fall in lava?