Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Rev. Powell]

It's a marketing slogan dreamt up by the United Sorcerer's Council.

Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?

[retrorussell]

Depends on how embarrassing the act was.. if it's particularly noteworthy, then EVERYONE in and outside of Vegas can find out about it, thanks to the press/media.

Can someone put a moratorium on the phrase "Sounds like THAT'S right up your alley"?  Yuck!

[Derf]

Sure! I'll do it! Moratoriums are right up my alley um, narrow passages between buildings!



Is it ever considered polite to pass gas in an elevator?

[retrorussell]

If the person next to you stinks worse than your farts, you're definitely doing them a favor.

Do you say tah/may/to or do you say tah/mah/to?

[JaseSF]

Stephane Mattheau was an hero in New York in 1994.

Why does the moon look like cheese?

[Cthulhu]

Because I said so.

How long will it take for you to notice that I'm just taking power metal songs and phrase them as a question?

[spaz456]

till tomorrow


How come in oc babes and the slasher of zombietown there are no zombies?

[Rev. Powell]

There are.  It's us, the audience.

Do you think Ken Russell took drugs?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Naw, he didn't need drugs to make cool movies. All he had was a little help from a  purple alien leprechaun.

Why isn't christianity called Jesusism?

[Rev. Powell]

At the time people wanted to avoid confusion between Jesus Christ and Jesus Abelson, then a popular Jerusalem haberdasher.

They've made lots of lesbian vampire movies, but why hasn't anyone ever made a lesbian Frankenstein movie?

[Derf]

They tried, using parts from Slumber Party Massacre to make the ladies necessary, but they couldn't find any brains to put into the corpses.


Where do the wild things go?

[JaseSF]

Off in the wild blue yonder and the wild wild west.

Why aren't there more fish in your pool?

[violntshags]

Because im really ugly?

Do you believe in magic?

[Raffine]

Yes, it's in a young girl's heart - so I've heard.


Don't you know about the bird?

[retrorussell]

I was given it once or twice.  It's not really that cool.

Is Sally Struthers still really, really fat?