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JaseSF

#825
July 27, 2010, 06:14:28 PM
Sure but she stays thin in reruns.

Does Ice spin off of asteroids?

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Derf

#826
July 28, 2010, 11:42:26 AM
No, but The Jeffersons spun off of All in the Family.



Can Progressive really save me money on car insurance?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#827
July 30, 2010, 01:00:20 PM
No, but they can make flying saucer rentals cheap, cheap, cheap!


Exactly "why don't we do it in the road"
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Raffine

#828
July 30, 2010, 04:17:03 PM
Because you'd get trampled by chickens crossing the road.

How you like me now?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

JaseSF

#829
July 30, 2010, 06:10:01 PM
Just fine. Pass me another.

Why is it Crisps in Britian and Chips here?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#830
July 30, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
Because the French will sue if they're called French Fries. 

Is your best friend really your one-boy cuddly toy, your up, your down, your pride and your joy?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#831
July 30, 2010, 10:46:13 PM
Nope. I'm not really into boy-toys. It's just me and my shaaaaaaaadow, strolling down the aaavenue.



Who knows what evils lurk in the hearts of men?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#832
July 31, 2010, 09:39:07 AM
Women.



Why do fools fall in love?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

#833
July 31, 2010, 04:45:06 PM
There's one born every minute.

Why did the cat come back?


"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#834
August 01, 2010, 06:24:38 PM
He heard the can opener.

Where the hell do they get the "Dr." in Dr. Pepper from?  And what does pepper have to do with a soda?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flangepart

#835
August 02, 2010, 06:38:02 PM
Dr. Larry Eairhart, thats where the taste comes in. The pepper is to make you sneeze.


If Manos hands are fate, what are his other body parts?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#836
August 02, 2010, 09:02:59 PM
His feet are luck, his legs are charity, his arms are tyranny, his eyes are dreamy, his mouth is vulgarity, his nose is speed (because it runs, get it? Get it? huh?), his hair is recession, and his man part is, well, unfortunate.


Why is Winnie called "the Pooh"?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#837
August 02, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
He's a coprophile.. his name got an "h" added to the end so kids wouldn't get suspicious.

What does SEGA stand for?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

diamondwaspvenom

#838
August 18, 2010, 10:33:10 PM Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 07:01:45 AM by diamondwaspvenom
Satan Enjoys Grandma's Apples

Why do squids ride motorcycles?

retrorussell

#839
August 18, 2010, 11:07:01 PM
As a means of escape from the rock lobster.

If pigs fly, how do we catch them to get ham, bacon and sausage?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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