Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[claws]

Yes, but it's the beginning of Suave.

Who kicked your ass today again?

[Mr. DS]

Myself though getting my foot there is challenging in my old age.

What is that green crap growing in the fridge?

[Derf]

That's mold growing on the brown crap you were saving to put in a paper bag and light on fire on your mother-in-law's front porch.



Who was that woman I saw you with last night?

[retrorussell]

That was my sister.  There was.. um.. something in her eye..

Why do dogs smell each other's butts?

[diamondwaspvenom]

To check for landmines.

Why did you kill Kenny?

[Rev. Powell]

It's the bastard in me.

Can you imagine us together?

[Derf]

Sorry, Rev, I just wanna be friends.



What did the nun say to the rabbi?

[Mr. DS]

Does it count as praying if my legs are in the air and I'm screaming, "Oh God"?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[retrorussell]

I don't do no favors for no Klondike Bars.

Has Camel Joe gotten emphysema yet?

[ImaginaryFoot]

No, but he does have  a sore camel toe.                       Who the hell was in my room last night?

[claws]

NPD as usual.

Why did Oprah never mention her long-lost half-sister before?

[Derf]

Do not question the Oprah. No one questions the Oprah and lives to tell the tale.



Why do they let idiots drive (usually in front of me)?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Because I get paid $50 everytime an idiot gets their license.  

Why do you hear voices?

[Derf]

Are you kidding? Have you seen the size of my ears?



How low can you go?

[Mr. DS]

I've laughed at old ladies falling, thats pretty low.

Why do people lick ice cream?