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Trevor

#930
January 26, 2011, 07:13:19 AM
Otherwise their false teeth would get stuck in it: I have them, trust me, I know.  :buggedout:

When can I give DS and everyone else on this board a hug?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Olivia Bauer

#931
January 26, 2011, 12:53:27 PM
When you clean your underwear.

Why is Toby Meguire making this face on my signature?

RockMonster

#932
January 26, 2011, 05:44:44 PM
The person next to him farted.

Where's my beer?

Derf

#933
January 26, 2011, 08:50:38 PM
In the refrigerator, and it'll stay there until you get off your lazy backside and get it yourself.




What do you do with a drunken tailor, early in the morning?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#934
January 26, 2011, 09:00:52 PM
make him sew his own underwear.

Can Bane kill Chuck Norris?
yeah no.

ImaginaryFoot

#935
January 26, 2011, 09:33:11 PM
Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.   How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Lima beans are the Devil

Mr. DS

#936
January 26, 2011, 09:40:13 PM
When theres no squishy feeling when they walk

Why do people pay for bottled water?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#937
January 26, 2011, 11:08:57 PM
Because they're too lazy to fill a bottle with water.
Why can't gum be a penny a ball anymore?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

claws

#938
January 27, 2011, 12:58:45 AM
Because gum factories are lacking balls.

Why doesn't Heidi Klum use 'Potty Words' around her Kids?

SPazzo

#939
January 27, 2011, 09:17:34 AM
Because she can't; they were taken away after that Guitar Hero: World Tour commercial.

Where in the world is Bob Saget?

Derf

#940
January 27, 2011, 04:02:46 PM
Next to Jimmy Hoffa.



How big was Pee Wee's adventure?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

claws

#941
January 28, 2011, 01:06:41 AM
About 2.5 oz according to the Theater manager.

Kate Hudson thinks she's having a girl. What do you think?

retrorussell

#942
January 28, 2011, 03:56:42 AM
I think she's having a cow.

Is my chocolate in your peanut butter, or is your peanut butter in my chocolate?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#943
January 28, 2011, 08:55:18 AM
My foot is in your ass for making a Family Guy joke.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Derf

#944
January 28, 2011, 01:00:38 PM
Probably go to the store and buy one.


Do you like green eggs and ham?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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