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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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wickednick

#720
June 13, 2010, 08:57:32 PM
Because now we stare at her boobs when she smiles



Smells like popcorn and shame

Cthulhu

#721
June 14, 2010, 02:27:07 AM
With black magic.
What is this I don't even....

Derf

#722
June 14, 2010, 08:34:28 AM
It's nothing. The rhinos stomped it into a green mess.


What would you do if you ran the zoo?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

diamondwaspvenom

#723
June 14, 2010, 02:38:54 PM
I would include more zombies, mutants and redneck dinosaurs. Plus, any employee who does a crappy job gets fed to the vicious sewer salmon.

What's this weird thing growing on my face?

retrorussell

#724
June 14, 2010, 09:41:10 PM
A mischeivous grin.. what did you do?!

If poop were a sentient being, what would its favorite food be?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#725
June 14, 2010, 11:23:55 PM
Having given birth to a sentient poo or two, I can authoritatively say they like flies. And Starbucks.


Why are rubber chickens funny?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#726
June 14, 2010, 11:49:40 PM
Because their limbs are so ridiculouly flexible that they flail about effortlessly when you shake one.  Kind of why I laugh at Olive Oyl.

Okay.. if PEE were a sentient being, what would be its favorite food?

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#727
June 15, 2010, 12:54:55 AM
Hot dogs. Pee has issues.

How many crusts must a pie leave out before you can call it a flan?
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Derf

#728
June 15, 2010, 09:55:33 AM
42, according to Hans Blaagenzflaatz's book Candidates for the Ultimate Question.



Blaagenzflaatz? What kind of a stupid, made-up name is Blaagenzflaatz?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#729
June 15, 2010, 10:27:20 AM
I don't know, but it sounds like he needs a colonic.


Does it enhance the taste of food if you yell "BAM!" when you season it?
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retrorussell

#730
June 15, 2010, 01:48:35 PM
No, it makes people think you nuked it.

Does anything cost exactly one penny anymore?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Cthulhu

#731
June 15, 2010, 06:29:13 PM
Yes....YO MAMA!
Question? What question?

Raffine

#732
June 15, 2010, 07:42:45 PM
To be or not to be - that is the question.

Will this heat wave ever end?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Derf

#733
June 15, 2010, 08:15:05 PM
Whether 'tis nobler in the sun to suffer
Or enter a dwelling with air conditioning
Or to take a fan and wave it briskly at oneself
And, by fanning, to cool. To cool,
Perchance to sweat less; Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.

So the answer is, um, not anytime soon.



Did Little Bunny Foo Foo act alone, or was there a squirrel on the grassy knoll?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#734
June 16, 2010, 05:23:24 AM
He wasn't the only one antagonizing field mice; they're at the bottom of the food chain.  They were lucky he only bopped 'em on the head.

Why do we pronounce "bologna" as "baloney"?  Didn't baloney mean nonsense?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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