Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Javakoala]

When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus. 

Umm, Trev, old boy, you forgot to ask a question.

[Trevor]

When you know how to plug them in.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?

To find out a way to get to Mianus, instead of Uranus. 

Umm, Trev, old boy, you forgot to ask a question.

To be or not to be, that is the question but I dunno the answer 

[retrorussell]

2-B is down the hall to your left.
Wanna finish my fence for me?

[Javakoala]

You're under arrest for fencing, mister!

If a frog jumps onto a lilypad, how does cheese get inside those fried cheese sticks?

[Flangepart]

By pretending it's a worm entering an apple.


Does Mary Poppins wear an Air Traffic transponder?

[Javakoala]

Yes, indeed, but considering what landed on my head the other day, she should be wearing Depends.

Do you have 3 bags full?

[Leah]

I have tree fiddy full.

Have you seen enough hentai to know where this is going?

[retrorussell]

It's going inside every one of her orifices.

Did you order the pizza?

[Derf]

I hope so. I've been standing naked at the door waiting for the delivery person.

If rock beats scissors and paper beats rock, what beats bacon?

[retrorussell]

Bacon on a double cheeseburger with a fried egg.

Why does my team suck?

[Flangepart]

The leaf blower bit the big one.


If Capt. Kirk fought T.J.Hooker, who would win?

[Derf]

Captain Kirk. He was great at beating up Hookers.


Haven't we been here before?

[Leah]

You told me to circle the block just a minute ago, so yes.

Can you feel the hype train coming?

[retrorussell]

Yeah, but it'll be awhile.. it's behind the Crazy Train and the Gravy Train.

Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy?

[Derf]

I'll Warrant she can.

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How many lumps would you like?