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Started by Psycho Circus, June 15, 2009, 02:41:07 PM

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indianasmith

#105
April 04, 2011, 07:22:58 PM
Bad form, old bean.  Should read:

"It only took me a couple of tits . . . er, tics!"
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Psycho Circus

#106
April 05, 2011, 12:40:07 PM
This thread is "heaving" with responses...

Allhallowsday

#107
April 05, 2011, 08:24:48 PM
What drivel. 
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ghouck

#108
August 03, 2011, 06:26:47 PM
I just thought I'd LIFT this thread, maybe IMPLANT some interest in it again.
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indianasmith

#109
August 03, 2011, 09:28:14 PM
This thing is still bouncing along after two years?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AndyC

#110
August 03, 2011, 10:04:12 PM
Quit acting like boobs.
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Umaril The Unfeathered

#111
August 07, 2011, 12:52:39 AM

I heard the father was from Tittsburgh, Pennsylvania...
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Psycho Circus

#112
August 07, 2011, 06:01:11 AM
Nah, he was from Kensucky

Umaril The Unfeathered

#113
August 07, 2011, 12:29:34 PM

Well once he's arrested, the world will be safer knowing he's behind bras.....
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

indianasmith

#114
August 07, 2011, 02:55:15 PM
I think we've milked every possible pun from this thread!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Umaril The Unfeathered

#115
August 07, 2011, 03:10:53 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2011, 02:55:15 PM
I think we've milked every possible pun from this thread!

Pro-boob-ly, but there's a cup or two more jokes where these came from...  :wink:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Psycho Circus

#116
August 07, 2011, 03:46:05 PM

AndyC

#117
August 11, 2011, 07:02:26 PM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 07, 2011, 12:29:34 PM

Well once he's arrested, the world will be safer knowing he's behind bras.....

I see him locked behind double doors.... with huge knockers.
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Umaril The Unfeathered

#118
August 12, 2011, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on August 07, 2011, 12:29:34 PM

Well once he's arrested, the world will be safer knowing he's behind bras.....

Quote from: AndyC on August 11, 2011, 07:02:26 PM
I see him locked behind double doors.... with huge knockers.

Haha!  :cheers:

Don't you mean DDouble DDoors?   :wink:

Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

bob

#119
August 16, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on April 03, 2011, 10:43:05 AM
Doggett thinks this thread has turned sour...  :bluesad:

like sour breast milk perhaps....
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