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Umaril The Unfeathered

#120
September 13, 2011, 05:09:51 PM
There's so many jokes in this thread it's ridiculous.

Tit's not funny...  :wink:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Rev. Powell

#121
September 13, 2011, 05:53:47 PM
It's fun to look back over all these old comments.  Ah, the mammaries...
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Umaril The Unfeathered

#122
September 13, 2011, 06:13:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 13, 2011, 05:53:47 PM
It's fun to look back over all these old comments.  Ah, the mammaries...

Haha!  Good one. You'd have to be a real boob to think this thread was milked dry.
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

indianasmith

#123
September 13, 2011, 09:20:25 PM
Sometimes it sags a bit though . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Umaril The Unfeathered

#124
September 14, 2011, 06:47:30 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on September 13, 2011, 09:20:25 PM
Sometimes it sags a bit though . . .

Yeah that's true, but it's all natural at least  :smile:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Zapranoth

#125
October 31, 2011, 12:19:52 AM
If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs.  

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

AndyC

#126
October 31, 2011, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Zapranoth on October 31, 2011, 12:19:52 AM
If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs.  

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

My mother told me not to examine myself while thinking about breasts. :teddyr:
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Zapranoth

#127
October 31, 2011, 11:04:35 PM
Quote from: AndyC on October 31, 2011, 08:40:30 AM
Quote from: Zapranoth on October 31, 2011, 12:19:52 AM
If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs. 

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

My mother told me not to examine myself while thinking about breasts. :teddyr:

*nods sagely*  Causes blindness, yep. 

Hey, what is tat, anyhow... and how do I exchange it for the other thing?

indianasmith

#128
August 11, 2016, 09:54:11 PM
Speaking of old threads that made me laugh . . . this one is pure BMDO gold!

In a recent update, I heard that the man's daughter is now pursuing a career in live-in child care.

That's right, she's a au pair.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Derf

#129
August 15, 2016, 07:00:11 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 11, 2016, 09:54:11 PM
Speaking of old threads that made me laugh . . . this one is pure BMDO gold!

In a recent update, I heard that the man's daughter is now pursuing a career in live-in child care.

That's right, she's a au pair.

Her father says she has a nice pair, at least
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

indianasmith

#130
August 15, 2016, 07:22:48 AM
*rimshot*
Thank you, folks, he'll be here all week!

This thread is the ultimate booby-trap.
Unsuspecting members read it, and here come the jokes!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Derf

#131
August 15, 2016, 07:56:50 AM
Okay, fine.

I wanted to post nine jokes about this topic, but I lactate. So, just the one.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

indianasmith

#132
August 15, 2016, 09:49:41 AM
This is the Jason Voorhees of threads.
Every time you think it's dead, it springs back to life and flashes with new brilliance!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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