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« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2022, 09:52:22 PM »
The Galaxy Of Terror boxed set by The Polonia Brothers.
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« Reply #76 on: August 09, 2022, 03:32:45 PM »
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Contenders that come to mind as the WORST is sh!t like MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE or ORGY OF THE DEAD or BLOODSUCKING FREAKS or BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE which are fatally wasteful of resources and insufferably boring.    
I wouldn't say Bloodsucking Freaks was boring.  It's not a good movie, but it's bizarre enough to be captivating.  

I think Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things belongs on a list with those others though.

I really like and own the cheapfest CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS.  The first time I saw it was a late night 1970s broadcast out of NYC... immediately recognized the trash at 12 or 13, but found it scary nonetheless.  

Saw BLOODSUCKING FREAKS on VHS back in the 80s in the days of wine and weed, and it was bad, not just plain bad, but stupidly gross bad and FAKE bad.  We were not captivated.  
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« Reply #77 on: August 09, 2022, 04:18:47 PM »
^ I saw CHILDREN SHOULD'NT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS in NYC on Chiller about '79 or '80. The first 3/4's I found cheezy- the last quarter was creepy.
BLOODSUCKING FREAKS- just stupid and offensive.
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« Reply #78 on: August 09, 2022, 09:38:03 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 09, 2022, 04:18:47 PM
^ I saw CHILDREN SHOULD'NT PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS in NYC on Chiller about '79 or '80. The first 3/4's I found cheezy- the last quarter was creepy.
   
Cheezee Creepee is how I'd describe it. 

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 09, 2022, 04:18:47 PM
BLOODSUCKING FREAKS- just stupid and offensive.

Exactly.  Definitely hype and zero substance.  Talk about sh!t. 
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« Reply #79 on: August 10, 2022, 02:52:30 AM »
Things local:

Invictus (well made but horribly inaccurate)
District 9 (aside from Sharlto Copley's performance, this is a horrible film)
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« Reply #80 on: August 10, 2022, 12:15:20 PM »
I want to give a special shout out to THE HOWLING PART 7: NEW MOON RISING


it's just such a flabberghastingly (that a word?) mis-judged movie... everything that can be wrong, is wrong. impossibly wrong. but so great because of it.
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« Reply #81 on: August 10, 2022, 10:15:25 PM »
Quote from: zombie no.one on August 10, 2022, 12:15:20 PM
I want to give a special shout out to THE HOWLING PART 7: NEW MOON RISING


it's just such a flabberghastingly (that a word?) mis-judged movie... everything that can be wrong, is wrong. impossibly wrong. but so great because of it.

I'll see your Howling 7 and raise you Howling 4: what a terrible movie with bad makeup and hardly any werewolves. Buggedout
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« Reply #82 on: August 11, 2022, 03:56:11 AM »
yeah that one's a clunker...all the HOWLING sequels are bizarre bad movies in their own way tbh... the 3rd one 'The Marsupials' which has dame edna everage in it?!  TeddyR

only one I haven't seen is the most recent from about 2010 which apparently is like a TWILIGHT rip off. not really interested in seeing that
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« Reply #83 on: August 11, 2022, 06:25:06 AM »
I kinda want to watch the second one again.
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« Reply #84 on: August 11, 2022, 11:16:11 AM »
"Winslow, the Christmas Bear" is possibly worse than The Conqueror".

It took us 2 years to watch a 50 minute movie. We could only stomach watching it 10 to 15 minutes at a time.   

Winsow, this bear who happens to wake up in December from his hybernation because he wants to find out what Christmas is.

It's filmed with real trained animals...lions (no tigers) but badgers, foxes, the whole farm of wildlife refugee rescue animals.  The voice over acting and dialogue is possibly worse than the "Conqueror" script
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« Reply #85 on: September 04, 2022, 01:06:21 PM »
Bullethead.  To be clear, the 1999 film, as several films have very similar titles.  I actually don't remember it very well any longer, but I rented it when it was new.  It's both extremely pretentious and artsy fartsy, but also gratuitous with its violence and gross in every way you can think of.  And the audio is terrible and it's really, really boring.  There are films I've seen that I'd say are inferior (Monster A-Go-Go springs to mind), but Bullethead gets my venom. 
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« Reply #86 on: September 11, 2022, 04:10:08 PM »
I dare anyone to say something positive about AFTER LAST SEASON.
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« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2022, 10:05:47 AM »
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I dare anyone to say something positive about AFTER LAST SEASON.

It held my interest because I couldn't believe how incompetent it was, and it kept surprising me with new modes of incompetence.
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« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2022, 10:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on September 11, 2022, 04:10:08 PM
I dare anyone to say something positive about AFTER LAST SEASON.

It started and then it ended  Wink
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« Reply #89 on: September 12, 2022, 01:13:01 PM »
Oooh!  I remember another one that sticks out to me now.  S.I.C.K.  (it stands for Serial Insane Clown Killer) and no, before you ask, he doesn't kill insane clowns.  Or even sane ones.  He's a really fat guy that wears an ugly clown mask.  He hangs out in the woods chopping wood and reciting nursery rhymes for most of the movie.  He also likes putting old doll parts in random places which for some reason terrifies people when they find them. 

It's one of those movies that feels like a group of friends witha  camera decided to go in their backyard and put together over a weekend.  Almost no plot, only a few kills, the actors are bad, their characters are worse and the creepy clown isn't creepy and is barely a clown. 

Even the title S.T.I.N.K.S.

(That stands for Stinky Title Is Now Known as SICK.)
And yes, that title doesn't work either, but I didn't take more than thirty seconds to think of it and nobody paid me.)
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