100 Worst lines in a movie

[Doggett]

12.
"I now know why you cry, but it is something I can never do." - T2

*Groan*

I don't want to hear a Terminator getting sentimental !

[InformationGeek]

13. "I feel weird.  What do you say we go back to your place and I eat your p****?"

From Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

[Doc Daneeka]

RETURN TO HORROR HIGH: Upon discovering the demented black janitor is a white guy wearing an incredibly realistic mask, the also white protagonist exclaims -

14.) "(KILLER'S NAME)! You honky! ...'Dere nevah wuzzz an Amos!"

(And wait, did he say "anus"? It sure sounds like it. >.O)

[Cthulhu]

15.
"Ro-Man: I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! "

[AndyC]

Several times in Phantasm when Mike says "They're gonna get me!"

Geez, no wonder nobody believes him at first, when he can't express his fear better than a kid half his age.

[metalmonster]

"I'm sick and tired of these motherfu***ng snakes on this motherfu***ng plane!"


-snakes on a plane




..........why does hollywood keep giving movie roles to samuel L. jackson?

[Joe the Destroyer]

The part on Sssss, when the guy gets bitten by the snake in the shower and yells, "Got me!"

[Doc Daneeka]

19.) SAW V. In lecturing a rather exasperated subject, John makes it known with his best "know-it-all-nerd" inflection that
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"KILLING-IS-DISTASTEFUL .....to meee".

[Rev. Powell]

20. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" --THE DUNGEONMASTER (1985)

[InformationGeek]

21. "Sharks come and go Ellen.  People have nothing to do with it."

From Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

[The Burgomaster]

* "Love means never having to say you're sorry."  (A very sappy line from LOVE STORY).

* "In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!" (From ROCKY IV).

[meQal]

From Repo! The Genetic Opera

24 (I think). "Hell do you a$$ like dishes. - Luigi Largo

[Mr. DS]

25 (?) Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

[Doc Daneeka]

26.) Dave... is... A-FRIEND GAAAIILL... Ah owe 'im!

A noticeably poorly delivered line by the excellent Al Pacino in the more than solid Carlito's Way X)

[Flangepart]

Another one from Plan 9 (it's just chock full of stupid lines):

"Inspector Clay is dead...murdered...and somebody's responsible!"

My fave. line of 'em all!

"Aw, Banana oil!" Mr. Sulu's dubb in GODZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!