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« Reply #225 on: January 30, 2010, 04:02:58 PM »

 I wonder if that was the original price tag.  some vhs tapes were super expensive when they first came out

Smarkus looks awesome

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I'm afraid you forgot the "is"
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« Reply #226 on: January 30, 2010, 10:03:57 PM »



She's giving birth to a car!


It'll teach you to count to three!


Please like a hot chick would ever have to spy on a guy like that!
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« Reply #227 on: January 31, 2010, 06:39:12 AM »

For those of you who have suffered thru this one, who could forget the guy yelling JOE BAAAAAAAAASSSSSS in the movie.




 JP Morgan, Pat Cooper, Linda Blair and Rip Taylor? Thats one hell of a show.




This is a must see BTW.




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« Reply #228 on: February 02, 2010, 06:26:54 AM »

Okay.. she's straddling a giant porcelain mask.. not sure what the eyes are bleeding from.. but the mouth.. yuck!  Must be her time of month?



"I'm gonna KILL the a**hole who drew on my face while I was passed out drunk!"



And I know this thread is about bad video artwork, but the title is just so stupid.. wouldn't 24 hours to midnight BE midnight???  
Oh, and "Look out Seagal!  Watch out Van Damme!" isn't the most shining of endorsements..

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« Reply #229 on: February 02, 2010, 08:06:43 AM »

For those of you who have suffered thru this one, who could forget the guy yelling JOE BAAAAAAAAASSSSSS in the movie.

Must be a relative of Leroy Jenkins.
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« Reply #230 on: February 03, 2010, 07:25:13 AM »


I got my finger on the... trigger? Not sure how anybody could actually shoot with that gun.


Looks like gay porn to me ;)


Somebody is begging for help because a) the person is bad at math or b) is scared of bleeding apples.


Odd torch holding position.
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« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2010, 07:44:50 AM »



The gun really goes well with all the camo. Should blend right in. Actually, it looks like his daughter glued a Barbie to the side of it, and he didn't have time to pry it off before he had to go out and shoot somebody.

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Odd torch holding position.

For Shatner, it seems perfectly natural. TeddyR
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« Reply #232 on: February 03, 2010, 07:53:32 AM »


"I'm gonna KILL the a**hole who drew on my face while I was passed out drunk!"


Wow, it takes a real cooking pro to get grill marks that perfect.

What an original movie. I suppose adding pins would have put them on shaky legal ground, even if they called him Tacktop or Nail Noggin. As it is, we'll just have to settle for Steakface, victim of a disfiguring barbecue accident.
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« Reply #233 on: February 03, 2010, 02:24:06 PM »

Or maybe they could've called him Grillmaster, but that might be the name of a tv chef.
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« Reply #234 on: February 03, 2010, 02:27:07 PM »

Or maybe they could've called him Grillmaster, but that might be the name of a tv chef.

Or a brand of gas barbecue.
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« Reply #235 on: February 03, 2010, 03:54:07 PM »



So her p***y is the trigger?  Odd..
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« Reply #236 on: February 03, 2010, 05:15:14 PM »



Is that smoke from the muzzle, or do her feet just really smell?
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« Reply #237 on: February 03, 2010, 10:20:26 PM »

Not only do they smell, but apparently they squirt blood, too!
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« Reply #238 on: February 03, 2010, 10:49:50 PM »

Not only do they smell, but apparently they squirt blood, too!

Um, I dont think that's the LEGS that are squirting blood.....
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« Reply #239 on: February 03, 2010, 11:03:44 PM »

Holy hell. If Nigeria invests in a boom mic, they will rule the world.





Did they TRY to make that chikclook like a blow up doll?

And as for THIS one, I usually LIKE the termina...WAAAAIITAMINIT.

See, thats the phucking shame of all these dvds of old movies coming out. They think the original artwork is to outdated or something so they just slap together some lame photoshoped mess that has NOTHING to do wih the movie.
Just look how cool the ORIGINAL artwork was!
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