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Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)

Started by Doggett, July 09, 2009, 10:52:28 AM

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indianasmith

#15
July 12, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
Surely we're not going to wade into an exercise that shallow!  :teddyr:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

meQal

#16
July 12, 2009, 02:39:13 PM
Why not, we only began to skim the surface. We should just dive on in with them.
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Doggett

#17
July 12, 2009, 02:58:03 PM
OH, NO !

:buggedout:


IT'S STARTED AGAIN !!!!!

OK, fellas, you wanna play hardball ?

Lets see if you can make this run as long as the breast milk story.

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indianasmith

#18
July 12, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
We might need a lifeguard in case we drown in puns . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

#19
July 12, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
Quote from: doggett on July 12, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

Not after last time...

If you don't want to hear the swimming puns, just pack your trunks and leave...
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

#20
July 12, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
Come on in, guys, the water's fine!!
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BTM

#21
July 13, 2009, 12:45:43 AM
Wasn't going to comment on this story at first, but then I decided I should go with the flow (which is probably what this girls baby will end up doing.)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

meQal

#22
July 13, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Careful, we might have to filter some of the puns we pump out or else we might be treading in deep water.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Mr. DS

#23
July 13, 2009, 11:49:03 AM
We should cannonball this thread right now.
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Javakoala

#24
July 13, 2009, 05:10:00 PM
As a topic, I think this one belly-flops.

Rev. Powell

#25
July 13, 2009, 06:49:22 PM
C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!
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ghouck

#26
July 13, 2009, 07:15:52 PM
Well, this thread was OK for a while, but it's become quite a dive. .
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Raffine

#27
July 13, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
Ther humor in this thread is so shallow...





er...





BOOBIES!
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RCMerchant

#28
July 13, 2009, 07:18:52 PM
Quote from: Raffine on July 09, 2009, 07:01:25 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!


Which rhymes with tool!
That make baby! Don't mean maybe!
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Raffine

#29
July 13, 2009, 09:04:24 PM
HISTORICAL REFERENCE: Here's the classic accidental pregnacy story:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp
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