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Started by Doggett, July 09, 2009, 10:52:28 AM

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Doggett

July 09, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

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3mnkids

#1
July 09, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    :lookingup:    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    :tongueout:
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Doggett

#2
July 09, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on July 09, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    :lookingup:    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    :tongueout:
:lookingup:
Agreed.

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akiratubo

#3
July 09, 2009, 03:21:53 PM
More like whoever the father is has no money, so they're suing the hotel instead.
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indianasmith

#4
July 09, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Doesn't chlorine kill spermatazoa?

And who wanks in the pool anway??
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#5
July 09, 2009, 04:36:42 PM
I bet they were dancing.  That's where it starts
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indianasmith

#6
July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!
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Raffine

#7
July 09, 2009, 07:01:25 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!
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ghouck

#8
July 09, 2009, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 04:08:13 PM

And who wanks in the pool anway??

Well, if it's dark and I have the entire pool to myself. . .
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meQal

#9
July 10, 2009, 01:40:11 AM
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
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Jack

#10
July 10, 2009, 06:14:26 AM
I can just imagine what the kid's going to look like.  I mean, with a swimming pool for a father and all.  Actually I can't imagine.
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meQal

#11
July 10, 2009, 10:47:52 AM
I bet the kid will retain water.
He might even be a water head baby.
I wonder if the kid will be like it's father and let people pee in him?
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Mr. DS

#12
July 10, 2009, 11:21:19 AM
Quote from: meQal on July 10, 2009, 01:40:11 AM
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
The cholorine/filter costs alone will be monumental.
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Javakoala

#13
July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

Doggett

#14
July 12, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

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