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Very bad movies that should be burned

Started by Leah, July 19, 2009, 09:55:38 PM

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zombie no.one

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Any Kevin Smith films except for 'Clerks'

from the wacky (Mall Rats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) to the pseudo-intellectual (Chasing Amy, Dogma)... I would gladly pay money for some scientist to make my mind 'un-watch' any of these films. They actually make me feel angry.

Clerks 2 was the absolute breaking point.

I like 'bad' movies, but these are worse than bad... (IMO)

darthchicken

Transformers 2.. I had just come out of Drag Me To Hell, and my friend was in the lobby. He asked me to go and see it with him at midnight the night it was released. I wish he hadn't been there now...
"His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!" - James Madison

p1zl3

There are a few films out there that don't deserve to exist... but the most appalling of them all; the Queen-b*tch mother of all that is cinimatically atrocious is...

Moulin Rouge 




...I was barely surviving the flu, when a girlfriend turned this on for me to "distract me" from the pain and nausea. I made it about 20min into the film before the will to have it destroyed conquered my physical ailments. I crawled slowly across the room, vomiting and sweating the entire way, until I passed out at the foot of my DVD player, luckily just after I was able to hit the power button with the last of my strength...

...I dumped the girl shortly after the experience.     

Psycho Circus


Joe the Destroyer

Resident Evil: Extinction 

Oh, and Neverending Story 3.  There never should have even been a 2.

Doggett

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 26, 2009, 08:02:44 AM


Oh, and Neverending Story 3.  There never should have even been a 2.

Yes, there should !

It's the Neverending Story.  :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

RCMerchant

Quote from: InformationGeek on July 20, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
Octopus 2, Frogs, Monster A Go-Go, Jaws 4, and Blood Beach just to name a few.

FROGS? MONSTER A GO GO? My life would be less full.
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Joe the Destroyer

Quote from: doggett on July 26, 2009, 08:20:54 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on July 26, 2009, 08:02:44 AM


Oh, and Neverending Story 3.  There never should have even been a 2.

Yes, there should !

It's the Neverending Story.  :teddyr:

By God, I think you're onto something.   :bouncegiggle:

Psycho Circus


Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

3mnkids

I originally thought no movies should be burned but after spending the afternoon being tortured by the likes of scary movie and beerfest im ready to light the fire.   :hatred:   This is why I hide the remote from my dear husband.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

p1zl3

Quote from: 3mnkids on July 26, 2009, 05:09:12 PM
...after spending the afternoon being tortured by the likes of scary movie and beerfest im ready to light the fire.   :hatred:   This is why I hide the remote from my dear husband.

LOL! I loved both of those films! Beerfest has some of the best one-liners in it and it's about beer... which also makes it good.  :cheers:

...and lets face it, this scene from Scary Movie was pretty hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUbJhFmTPc
(I still chuckle at that)

eli

Quote from: DCA on July 23, 2009, 10:30:37 PM
Any Kevin Smith films except for 'Clerks'

from the wacky (Mall Rats, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back) to the pseudo-intellectual (Chasing Amy, Dogma)... I would gladly pay money for some scientist to make my mind 'un-watch' any of these films. They actually make me feel angry.

Clerks 2 was the absolute breaking point.

I like 'bad' movies, but these are worse than bad... (IMO)
you have got to be kidding man. are you on crack

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

D-Man