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Cocaine found in Billy Mays Autopsy

Started by Fausto, August 08, 2009, 12:51:01 AM

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Fausto

August 08, 2009, 12:51:01 AM
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

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sprite75

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August 08, 2009, 12:57:28 AM
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLOMBIAN BLOW!!!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Jack

#2
August 08, 2009, 07:11:55 AM
QuoteCocaine is a stimulant

No...Billy Mays on a stimulant?!?
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- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

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August 08, 2009, 07:22:29 AM
Suddenly I have a lot less sympathy...
                                             

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#4
August 08, 2009, 09:17:23 AM
Along with Dogget, I am a lot less shocked and saddened now... Though not because I'm ashamed, because I was led to believe it was some evil-flash-in-the-pan caused by a bump on the head >.< . Death from cocaine is more predictable

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meQal

#5
August 08, 2009, 09:46:34 AM
Well it does explain why he seemed so excited about the various crap he was peddling.
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WilliamWeird1313

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August 13, 2009, 07:27:24 AM
Quote from: Fausto on August 08, 2009, 12:51:01 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/07/florida.mays.cocaine/index.html?eref=rss_topstories


BLASPHEMY! BILLY MAYS IS INNOCENT! THAT CRAP WAS PLANTED THERE BY THE CORONOR!

LIES! LIES! LIIIIIIIIIES!




On a related note, anyone else kinda creeped out/amused by the fact that his commercials still run, like, every two seconds on T.V.? And he always says something like "...and if you call in the next ten minutes..." or something, which makes it seems like he's still alive. Or taking orders for Hercules Hooks from up in heaven.

Yes, Billy Mays is in heaven.

Oxi-Cleanliness is next to godliness.

"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be, what is will be no more. Now is the season of evil." - Vigo (former Carpathian warlord and one-time Slayer lyric-writer)

Mr. DS

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August 14, 2009, 05:51:39 AM
Im trying to be schocked but Im sorta not.
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