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Obese Man Hides Gun Under His Fat

Started by InformationGeek, August 08, 2009, 01:12:11 PM

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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

ghouck

I'm not sure what all the FLAP is about?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Rev. Powell

Your momma's SO FAT, she hides an AK-47 under her belly flaps!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ghouck

You shouldn't talk bad about my Mom, I love my Mom, , , and so can you for $20 and a bottle of Ripple. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

AndyC

Man, if that guy pulled a gun on me, I'd probably be incapacitated by the horror of it. Gives new meaning to "shock and awe."
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meQal

So the perk for weighing over 500 pounds is your body gives you pockets to keep your stuff? Think I'll pass still. I'm too fat as it is now.
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3mnkids

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Ed, Ego and Superego

Hah, my uncle once had a the gun, ammo, and a deer carcass in his roll.
-Ed
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ghouck

Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 08, 2009, 06:08:16 PM
Your momma's SO FAT, she hides an AK-47 under her belly flaps!

Your momma's SO FAT, she hides a HOWITZER in her back rolls.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution