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« on: August 19, 2009, 08:19:07 PM »

SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA (1988): http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/08/sorority-babes-in-slimeball-bowl-o-rama.html
"Let's take that again slowly. Taffy and Lisa, played by two of the hottest and most prolific of the 1980s B-movie Queens, are stripped down to their panties and cut-off T-shirts, bent over a couch, and paddled by a sadistic bleach blonde dominatrix hard enough that their buttocks continue to shake and wobble for a few moments after each strike. They are then sprayed with whipped cream, and told to shower together to wash it off.

Thank you, O Lord, for this blessing that is before us..."

BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965) (Review by Dan): http://radiation-scarred-reviews.blogspot.com/2009/08/bloody-pit-of-horror-1965.html
"The film opens in 1648 as the CRIMSON EXECUTIONER (who looks like Cobra Commander...except Crimson) is being led to his own execution. He's a lunatic and a mass murderer, and he's locked in an Iron Maiden that seems to be filled more with dildos than convincing spikes. He's condemned to die in the thing and be locked away forever in his castle. Two straight minutes of repetitive, dull timpani strikes ensue as he is put inside, locked in, and a wax seal placed over the lock for good measure."
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