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If you were a character in a slasher movie...

Started by Nukie 2, August 23, 2009, 06:15:55 PM

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would you be killed or survive, and why?

Killed in the beginning.
0 (0%)
Killed in the middle of film.
4 (20%)
Killed towards the end.
4 (20%)
Survive.
12 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Nukie 2

I'd probably be like most people, I guess, and be killed in the middle of the film, because I'm not really lucky or unlucky. Also, I'm one of the types of people who aren't easily convinced at first of something being the cause of something else; this case a killer on the run and so I'd get killed when most people are killed.

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venomx

#1
I think I would survive. Why? Because I survived the ghetto I live in for 35 years.

Trust me, I've seen scarier people then Norman Bates.

Rev. Powell

I'm well past my teen years and not particularly bosomy, so I like to think I'd SURVIVE!  I picture myself as a Donald Pleasance type, walking around multiple sequels providing atmosphere by saying things like "This evil MUST BE STOPPED ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Sleepyskull

I'm not sure why but i picked "die in middle."  I know I could survive for at least a little while because I have pretty good luck and If I attacked the killer I would it him/her as much as possible before running away.
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

indianasmith

I'm such a natural jokester, it's always the clown who manages to allay everyone's fears with his wisecracks, then wander off alone after two or three others have disappeared and buy the farm in a particularly gruesome way.

Think the oriental guy in the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

meQal

I figure I would survive and return for sequel after sequel. Why? Because I am most likely to either be the Dr. Loomis like character or the Slasher in the film.
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Dennis

I feel that I would survive, I'd be the older eccentric character who, towards the end of the film, fights the lunatic killer to a standstill to allow the others to escape and then apparently dies a gruesome death, only to reappear at the end of the movie with little or no explanation for his escape.

Reach for the heavens in hope for the future for all that we can be, not what we are. Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.

jimmybob

I feel like I'd get killed towards the end. I can put up a fight and run over the killer with a van once or twice but I have a feeling it would be that last bit where he jumps out to end the movie.

-Jimmybob

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Mr. DS

I could fall two different ways depending on the circumstances.

1.) Think of the whole thing logically as a game and use my knowledge of horror movies to know where the killer will strike next.

2.) Be the idiot who runs out swinging wildly with a weapon only the find the killer behind me with something they will undoubtedly impale me with.

I'm hoping my character in the film would approach it using the first mentality.  
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SkullBat308

I would totally survive, I would just fade into the background and at the end of the movie be found hiding somewhere. :teddyr:  I'd use my knowledge of horror films to survive
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

Trevor

I would make it to the end because:

1. My killer underpants would make the slasher faint.  :buggedout:
2. I wouldn't say "Who's there?"
3. I would put on the light and see what was hiding there.
4. I wouldn't say "Hello?"
5. I would walk tall, carry a big stick and kick some slasher ass.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

I would live. I would out psycho the psycho.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Newt

I'd be the eccentric old coot/hermit who pops up warning the kids and providing back story because he was there (as an observer) the first time around.  Which means I would survive, because I would have to be there for the sequels to be able to pop in and warn the next bunch about what happened to the last bunch of kids who were foolish enough to...and so on.  A sneaky form of immortality.

Besides: I have always wanted to screech, "OH NO! IT'S THE BOOGENS!"  (Who am I fooling: of course I have done that!)
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Jack

Definitely killed in the middle.  I think one of the main reasons I love slashers is that I'd be that guy smoking a bowl (well, in my younger days), trying to get lucky.  "Jack. what was that noise?"  "Oh don't worry about that, come over here a minute."
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

The Burgomaster

I don't care whether I survive or not as long as I get to be in the skinny dipping scene with the voluptuous, promiscuous blonde.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."