worst than plan 9?

RCMerchant · August 30, 2009, 01:01:40 AM

Plan 9 is fun.
PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH...not so much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ4lKAI77g

meQal · August 30, 2009, 02:58:31 AM

Other films worse than Plan 9:
Scarlett Fry's Junkfood Horrorfest
Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank
Catholic Ghoulgirls
Hip Hop Locos
Wishbone
Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City

Nukie 2 · August 30, 2009, 11:12:31 AM

Depends on your definition of "worse".
This movie's story is told by a hack who thought they were an artistic genius.

RCMerchant · August 30, 2009, 11:31:02 AM

Quote from: Nukie 2 on August 30, 2009, 11:12:31 AM

Depends on your definition of "worse".
This movie's story is told by a hack who thought they were an artistic genius.

I like the Pistols music...but this film is over indulgence on Malcom McClarens part. Just awful.

In the same vein...
the Beatles horrendus MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR.

I hold a personal resentment of this film-as I was actually class president in my sophmore year of high school. It was my job to pick a film for the Thanksgiving Day movie. The year before we saw the wonderful 1939 HUNCHBACK of NOTRE DAME. I choose (along with my fellow class members) Hitchcocks PSYCHO. The teachers pre-screened it...and said no. Instead,they ran this piece of tripe. Their way of saying "Were hip!" I reckon. Their was a mass walk out of the audotorium. I quit as prez the next week, Hey-if Nixon could do it...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2qLjQbRv3w

Nukie 2 · August 30, 2009, 02:28:03 PM

Oh yeah, I love the Pistols music too.. it's just Swindle was a pointless reel of celluloid;
a totally dead film which I felt nothing after watching it.
Thank god Lydon had nothing to do with it.

BakuryuuTyranno · August 30, 2009, 04:58:51 PM

Firstly, I have to admit i haven't seen Plan 9, but since it sounds entertaining-type good, I'm just going to list a bucnh of unbearably-horrible-type bad films:

All of these either have very little happening, are incoherant, seem to have no understanding of the basics of storytelling, or just come off as pretentious nonsense-

Never Play with the Dead
Blood Predator
Silent Bloodnight
Bone Sickness
Hostel part II
Deadline/Interference
Train to Hell
Reign of Fire (may have been entertaining-bad had they realised how immensely dumb it was)
Michael Bay's Transformers (see above)
Nature Unleashed: Avalanche
Edges of Darkness (Can't decide on a movie plot? Why not just throw everything into one movie?)
I believe The Day Time Ended was already mentioned, but it deserves another mention.
Zombies Anonymous (Nothing worse than an unfunny comedy that decides it wants to be an edgy social commentary halfway through)
Fist of the Vampire
Passed the Door of Darkness (Anything by Nightlight Films; their determination to outdo the Saw franchise is both annoying and unending)
The Uninvited (2009)
Dragon Hunter
Three Faces of Terror (How about an horror anthology where all three stories have notihng happening?)

Ugh... at times like this, it seems like I watch a lot more abysmal movies than fun bad movies...

Umaril The Unfeathered · August 30, 2009, 08:32:33 PM

Robot Monster, anyone? If you can, imagine a gorilla in a diving helmet using menacing gestures and a "calcinator ray" to eradicated the remnants of the human race. Filmed on location at Bronson Canyon, CA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9IKsH9BXg

SPazzo · August 30, 2009, 08:45:58 PM

The Bloody Pit of Horror was pretty bad. It's on archive.org http://www.archive.org/details/BloodyPitOfHorror

Thorn Is · August 30, 2009, 11:12:16 PM

I can think of tons....
Malibu Beach Vampires for one

Psycho Circus · August 31, 2009, 06:56:19 AM

Party Crasher

verem · September 01, 2009, 02:16:23 PM

Hi everyone! JUst joined here. Been into bad movies since 1984 when I discovered the wonders of Plan 9. Since then built up a biggish bad movie collection. My real favourite "so bad its good" flix have got to be...... The Creeping Terror, Horror of the Blood Monsters, The Giant Claw and my all time favourite bad movie I recommend to any one is THE BRAINIAC...
Looking forward to chatting and getting to know you all.

Psycho Circus · September 01, 2009, 02:19:01 PM

Quote from: verem on September 01, 2009, 02:16:23 PM
Hi everyone! JUst joined here. Been into bad movies since 1984 when I discovered the wonders of Plan 9. Since then built up a biggish bad movie collection. My real favourite "so bad its good" flix have got to be...... The Creeping Terror, Horror of the Blood Monsters, The Giant Claw and my all time favourite bad movie I recommend to any one is THE BRAINIAC...
Looking forward to chatting and getting to know you all.

Welcome!

Doggett · September 01, 2009, 02:24:27 PM

British 70's sex comedies

SPazzo · September 01, 2009, 02:31:40 PM

Quote from: doggett on September 01, 2009, 02:24:27 PM
British 70's sex comedies

Oh come on, those are the best.

verem · September 01, 2009, 02:38:42 PM

Thanks for the welcome Circus Circus...... Im a Brit so I have to apologise for the British sex comedies.... They always starred Robin Asquith and usually had the word confessions in the title.