ninja vengeance 1988

[kakihara]

this one is free on demand. now this is a piece of crap, but for some reason i had to watch it. i love ninjas and i love corny 80s ninja movies. the movie is about this young white blond headed guy fresh outta ninja school thats breaks down in the middle of klan-ville. it sounds like a good ninja story with lots of good ol' boys getting sliced up and throwing stars stuck in the heads. nope. none of that. he doesnt even put on the damn ninja suit. not much action really, but there were a lot of funny parts. if you watch the movie, youll notice that he does a lot of rolling. he seems to roll for no reason sometimes. he teams up with this girl and spends a lot of time in the woods with her. at one point he smears dirt on his face in order to "blend in with his environment", hes walking around with white shoes, a light grey shirt and really a blond mullet, he doesnt blend in very well. in fact, the lead character comes off as being a total dork, he even rides a kawasaki ninja. i may watch it again just for the hell of it.

[hellbilly]

This sounds hilarious to me. I'll try to track it down 

[Jesse]

Now let me tell you this is undisputed the worse movie of all time lol

with that being said it is hilarious to watch/make fun of.

the girl in the movie gets the  sh*t slapped out of her the whole movie. the guy in the movie is a b***h lol and can barely handle some rednecks ha ha. he makes explosives out of leaves and a coke can lol,

he escapes a prison cell by...idk opening the door lol. a prison guard gets knocked out by being tapped in the shoulder with a bike helmet.

but im telling you dude if you have 87 minuets to kill get some friends 2gether and have a few billion laughs on the poor acting and story arc haha.

oh best part is the end credits they have it set up like

kkk members
name
name
name

towns folk

fbi

then...

Blacks
name
name
name

lmao