Castor and Pollux

[sprite75]

Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet?
Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks.  It's all every monument here in town is talking about.  And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too.

[Trevor]

Castor: Yo, Pollux, hear the news yet?
Pollux: Yep, Sprite75 is going to be back in town in a couple weeks.  It's all every monument here in town is talking about.  And he'll probably have that damn camera of his too.

Every time he walks by, the horses will have a chance to raise their other leg and put the other one down. 

[Leah]

Castor: Do you got any sunscreen?

[TheDope]

OLD LADY, BOTTOM LEFT - (stares) ...I just LOVE Roman statuary....

[sprite75]

Castor: Do you got any sunscreen?

Pollux: Sure...you got any lubricant?

[sprite75]

Castor: I heard a disturbing rumor last night from some of the other monuments.
Pollux: What's that?
Castor: Sprite75 is going to be spending a few days in Rome later this spring.
Pollux: Oh jeez...he'll probably be heading down this way the moment he gets into town to snap some more pictures of us.

[messedup]

Castor: "Okay, what famous piece of art would you like to bone?"
Pollux: "Hmm...definitely the Venus of Milo."
Castor: "Dude, she's got no arms!"
Pollux: "So? Easier Access."
Castor: "I don't think that's how the saying goes..."

[sprite75]

Castor: Guess what?
Pollux: What, Sprite75 is coming over here again?
Castor: Nope.  Close though.  I heard a rumor that he's going to Portugal, Spain, and Morocco.  
Pollux: At least he won't be taking our photo yet again.  Should we warn our buddies over in those countries about him coming and the likelihood of his g*****n camera coming with him?

[sprite75]

"I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison."

Castor: No prob.  I checked and the guy who created us neglected to give the horses ones.