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Started by sprite75, September 05, 2009, 06:21:03 PM

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sprite75

September 05, 2009, 06:21:03 PM


Castor: What the hell is it with Italians and nude statues anyways?
Pollux: No kidding.  God, people actually think we went around like this all the time.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Rev. Powell

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September 05, 2009, 07:56:28 PM
Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us.
Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Mr. DS

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September 05, 2009, 08:31:19 PM
Castor:  "F-you Pollux, I'm tired of you having the better view.  We're switching now."
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sprite75

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September 05, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 05, 2009, 07:56:28 PM
Castor: Don't look now, but that Sprite75 guy all the monuments are taking about is taking a picture of us.
Pollux: Jeez, the guy takes a trip to Italy and all he can think about is taking photos to post on the badmovies humorous captions board?

Yep!
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#4
September 06, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
Are they really hung like horses? You decide.
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sprite75

#5
September 12, 2009, 01:00:10 PM
Castor: This is bulls--t.  We've been standing out here for years now, we should have a halfway decent tan by now.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Joe the Destroyer

#6
September 12, 2009, 10:07:29 PM
"Mine is bigger than yours."
"No!  My horse is bigger!"
"Uh... yeah... horse...."

sprite75

#7
September 24, 2009, 10:11:10 PM


Why is that guy staring at me?  He's creeping me out even more than that Sprite75 guy.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#8
September 24, 2009, 10:40:22 PM
"Jeez, it's drafty up here. How come we're wearing capes over our shoulders, but our shlongs are just swinging in the breeze?"
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whitelion43

#9
October 25, 2009, 08:31:15 PM
Castor: I say we should go this way
Pollux: No I want to go this way
Where's Glen(Amazing Collosal Man, MST3K version)

retrorussell

#10
October 25, 2009, 09:08:54 PM
Hey dude.  You see that chick over there?  She was staring at my weiner.
Dude, you're high.  She was starin' at mine.
You wanna fight about it homes?  Huh?
We can't, dumbass.  We're statues.
Oh yeah..
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

#11
March 18, 2010, 01:25:39 AM


Castor: I really hate it when birds use my schlong as a landing pad.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#12
March 18, 2010, 08:54:46 AM
"I didn't say naked thing was a bad idea. I just think having the horses here is inviting comparison."
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sprite75

#13
March 20, 2010, 09:54:22 AM


Pollux: Hey, Castor?  You see that lady standing down there with her mouth open?
Castor: Yeah, what about her?
Pollux: I dare you to try to hit the target from where you're standing.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Leah

#14
March 21, 2010, 10:47:20 AM
Psst....want to have a horse race?
yeah no.
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