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Actors/Directors/Etc who owe their careers to Satan

Started by Fausto, September 06, 2009, 12:33:37 AM

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Fausto

Other than Uwe Boll (who I'm sure somebody was going to bring up at one point or another), whose continued success in Hollywood can only be explained by a Faustian deal? In this case, I'm looking for those who consistently turn out crap (or worse) but never seem to dissappear. Alternatively, it can be someone who had a hand in one of the worst films ever made, but who managed to survive it with their careers intact (ie, Ben Affleck and J Lo after Gigli).

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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Jack

Philip Adrian Booth - he wrote and directed Death Tunnel, the worse piece of excrement I've ever seen in my life.  It was his first film, and he's gone on to make 7 others since. 
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- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

Keeping the English stereotype alive. Thanks, Hugh.

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

voltron

"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

George Lucas I think has some sort of dealings with the Dark Lord.  How else does he keep committing sacrileges cinematically and get away with it?

Actors...Sandler (thank you Doggett) and Sandra Bullock. 
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Newt

Darn.  When I saw the thread topic, I was anticipating a list of directors, actors, etc whose successful careers began with or were established/enhanced by good (or good-bad) films about Satan or satanic doings.  Poop.
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lester1/2jr

Whoopi Goldberg.  I honestly do not have the slightest idea why this woman has a career

TheDope

Paris Hilton - Satan.
Carrot Top - Satan.
Pauly Shore - Satan.
Christopher Lambert - Satan.
Megan Fox - (and one day you'll see I'm right) Satan.


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meQal

Leonardo DiCaprio
Tom Cruise
Kathy Griffin
Julia Roberts
and Rosie O'Donnell
They all own a thanks to Satan for their fame.
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SkullBat308

Any director, actor or writer on the disney channel or movies :hatred:
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