Nightmare "Whose Line" casts

[schmendrik]

From the "Headlines you don't want to see" thread. The idea here is to come up with the worst-possible idea for a new "Whose Line is it Anyway" cast.

Probably these would be people who keep being treated by Hollywood as if they are funny but... they just... aren't.

Rules for the host are looser. In fact, I don't know what they are. Use your imagination.

I'll start with (based on my post in the other thread):
  Ashton Kutcher
  Adam Sandler
  Jim Carrey
  Roseanne Barr

Host: William Shatner (mostly because I loved his casting as the smarmy beauty-contest host in "Miss Congeniality")


Update: Heh, I saw the name "Jimmy Kimmel" in Circus' answer and mixed him up with "Jiminy Glick" aka Martin Short. So I was going to change the rules to say they don't have to be real people. I never heard of Jimmy Kimmel, but I think I'll make that rule change anyway.

[Psycho Circus]

Seth Rogen
Jimmy Kimmel
Dane Cook
Carrot Top

Host: Steve Martin

[Bmeansgood]

Seth Rogen
Jimmy Kimmel
Dane Cook
Carrot Top

Host: Steve Martin

I don't know, that could be kind of funny if they all ganged up and kicked the crap out of Carrot Top.  Dane Cook can be pretty funny.  I thought he was great in Waiting and he is really funny in the DVD's extra features.  

[Mr. DS]

Bill Cosby
Adam Sandler (already said but it needed a repeat)
Will Farrell
Kathy Griffin

Host Richard Simmons

[Doc Daneeka]

Lisa Lampenelli

Jeff Dunham

Yakov Smirnoff

and Barney Frank

Host: Howard Stern

[WilliamWeird1313]

Dan Cook can be pretty funny.

...

[Leah]

Bill Clinton
Tor Johnson
Richard Simmons
David hassohaulf?
Host George W. Bush 

[Monster Jungle X-Ray]

Lisa Lampenelli

Jeff Dunham

Yakov Smirnoff

and Barney Frank

Host: Howard Stern

I am having nightmares already just reading that. 

Here goes the Special 80's Star Search Edition of Whose Line:

Geechy Guy

Dennis Miller

Sinbad

Rosie O'Donnell

Host : Bob Saget

[WilliamWeird1313]

Lisa Lampenelli

Jeff Dunham

Yakov Smirnoff

and Barney Frank

Host: Howard Stern

I am having nightmares already just reading that. 

Here goes the Special 80's Star Search Edition of Whose Line:

Geechy Guy

Dennis Miller

Sinbad

Rosie O'Donnell

Host : Bob Saget

Sinbad. ::shudder::

"Men all be actin' like zombies at the mall."

[The Burgomaster]

* Rob Schneider

* Roseanne Barr

* Pauly Shore

Host:  Tonya Harding