I'm Drunk

[Javakoala]

HELL YEAH!!!  I love the breakfast burritos! but i pick all the sausages and peppers out..

You take the sausage and peppers out?  OH...that is just SOOOOOO wrong!     The only modification that should be made to the breakfast burrito is to add a packet of hot sauce. 

You have to ask for that.

Paquita, dear, don't do that to the burritos.  It annoys them.  They will come back and haunt you. You don't want that.

[Psycho Circus]

18 days sober...

[Paquita]

HELL YEAH!!!  I love the breakfast burritos! but i pick all the sausages and peppers out..

You take the sausage and peppers out?  OH...that is just SOOOOOO wrong!     The only modification that should be made to the breakfast burrito is to add a packet of hot sauce. 

You have to ask for that.

Paquita, dear, don't do that to the burritos.  It annoys them.  They will come back and haunt you. You don't want that.

I'm sorry, really.  I love sausage!  I just have a thing against foods that look like little turds.. and the peppers are weird and crunchy.

[Rev. Powell]

18 days sober...

Congratulations! 

Oops, wrong emoticon....

[Javakoala]

I just have a thing against foods that look like little turds..  

Then you don't eat Milk Duds, Tootsie Rolls, Hershey Kisses, chocolate-covered raisins/peanuts/etc. and black/brown M&Ms? Just to name a few things....    

[Javakoala]

18 days sober...

Excellent, sir. 

Now, if we can break your addiction to clowns.....

[Newt]

18 days sober...

Well done! 

[Paquita]

I just have a thing against foods that look like little turds.. 

Then you don't eat Milk Duds, Tootsie Rolls, Hershey Kisses, chocolate-covered raisins/peanuts/etc. and black/brown M&Ms? Just to name a few things....    

Exactly!  I don't eat free-rolling grapes either.

18 days sober...

Great!!

[Trevor]

I just have a thing against foods that look like little turds..  

Then you don't eat Milk Duds, Tootsie Rolls, Hershey Kisses, chocolate-covered raisins/peanuts/etc. and black/brown M&Ms? Just to name a few things....    

A store at the Cape Town Victoria and Albert Waterfront sells what they call "dassie droppings" ~ they're actually crunchy peanuts rolled in chocolate and are nice, if you remind yourself not to look at the grinning dassie on the pack.

He's grinning as if to say: look at what has been officially passed by me for you. 

[HappyGilmore]

18 days sober...

Good job, sir.

Better than I can say for myself.  A little relapse over the weekend.  Someone mentions free alcohol and, well, I showed up.

[Allhallowsday]

My brother died tonight, 5:05pm January 12.  Though he was once a tall strong handsome man, at about 45 he became afflicted with a dreadful disorder that crippled his spine, and caused him to distort into a hunchback.  He'd already drunk 3/4s of his lifetime of beer that would eventually exacerbate his degeneration, and booze and beer seemed his only solace in the last 12 years of his life...  Think before you drink?  I don't know what to write.  I wanted to let my friends here know.

[Newt]

Words fail utterly, Allhallowsday. I am so very sorry for your loss.

[Trevor]

My brother died tonight, 5:05pm January 12.  Though he was once a tall strong handsome man, at about 45 he became afflicted with a dreadful disorder that crippled his spine, and caused him to distort into a hunchback.  He'd already drunk 3/4s of his lifetime of beer that would eventually exacerbate his degeneration, and booze and beer seemed his only solace in the last 12 years of his life...  Think before you drink?  I don't know what to write.  I wanted to let my friends here know.

My sincere condolences, allhallows. Peace to you and yours and thanks for making me smile the other day (the portrait of the artist) in the midst of your pain. 

[trekgeezer]

Allhallowsday , I'm not good at knowing what to say a times like this, so I will just let you know that you and yours are on my mind and in my heart.   

[Rev. Powell]

My brother died tonight, 5:05pm January 12.  Though he was once a tall strong handsome man, at about 45 he became afflicted with a dreadful disorder that crippled his spine, and caused him to distort into a hunchback.  He'd already drunk 3/4s of his lifetime of beer that would eventually exacerbate his degeneration, and booze and beer seemed his only solace in the last 12 years of his life...  Think before you drink?  I don't know what to write.  I wanted to let my friends here know.

Condolences, my friend.