Psst...women at 10 o'clock...

sprite75 · September 13, 2009, 11:43:41 PM

Guard #1: Psst...women at 10 o'clock.
Guard #2: Wow, they all look really good...I think I'm in love.
Guard #1: You're infatuated! I'm in love!

Pennywise · September 14, 2009, 04:12:06 AM

"Next time call me so that we're not wearing the same thing again!"

Joe the Destroyer · September 14, 2009, 01:30:17 PM

"Are you sure this is what they wear in the 'hood, Hans?"

AndyC · September 14, 2009, 05:31:46 PM

"Sure, Michelangelo was a great painter and a great sculptor. All I'm saying is he sucked as a fashion designer."

Jack · September 15, 2009, 07:48:24 AM

How did you put it, "We'll get to wear swords, the women will swoon over us"?

Mr. DS · September 15, 2009, 11:46:30 AM

Critics found Tim Burton's version of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb in the new Alice In Wonderland movie was a bit lazy.

Psycho Circus · September 15, 2009, 04:12:43 PM

My harlequin nephews still couldn't score with the ladies...

AndyC · September 15, 2009, 06:01:25 PM

"If one more tourist calls me Pennywise, somebody's getting hurt."

Mr. DS · September 20, 2009, 07:43:16 PM

The MC Hammer fan convention's attendence was a bit light this year.

AndyC · September 20, 2009, 09:59:17 PM

Uniform doubles as a flotation device.

The Burgomaster · September 22, 2009, 04:09:21 PM

The Grand Duchy of Fenwick prepares for another war.

retrorussell · September 23, 2009, 03:45:01 AM

Man.. we're gonna be the envy of all the other Gay Pride paraders!

paula · September 25, 2009, 05:17:18 AM

at least the stripes are slimming!

dude, i don't mind the suits, it's the F*ing HAT that ruins it!

whitelion43 · October 21, 2009, 06:42:33 PM

Dude i think we took the wrong turn to the Ren Fair again!

sprite75 · October 23, 2009, 10:04:45 AM

Quote from: AndyC on September 20, 2009, 09:59:17 PM
Uniform doubles as a flotation device.

Dare I ask how one inflates said flotation device?