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Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots

Started by Doggett, September 20, 2009, 10:46:05 AM

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Cthulhu

#15
September 28, 2009, 01:29:04 PM
Quote from: ghouck on September 23, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
She's serious about DUMPING him.
Thief! Thief! You stole my gag! :bouncegiggle:

Ed, Ego and Superego

#16
September 28, 2009, 03:12:44 PM
This has been on my mind a lot lately..what the wife should do is cook his food in the "used" pots, and everyone else's an another one that she keeps an eye on.  But only wash the ones for the rest of the family.
-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

3mnkids

#17
September 28, 2009, 03:18:14 PM
yeah, this was the perfect thread to open after just eating a big bowl of chili mac.   :buggedout:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Joe the Destroyer

#18
October 05, 2009, 02:36:09 AM
Maybe he just wanted poo poo platter.

BOOOO!  BOOOO!

Yeah, it was there and no one took it yet.  I'll be awaiting the rotten tomatoes for that one.

Newt

#19
October 06, 2009, 07:40:52 AM
Aw: some sympathy folks!  Sounds as though they were very poor: after all, they didn't have a pot to p*ss in.
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Psycho Circus

#20
October 06, 2009, 07:42:04 AM
Hey, when you have to go potty, you go POTTY!  :lookingup:

ghouck

#21
October 06, 2009, 01:51:20 PM
Looks like they're having 'brown trout' for dinner
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Joe the Destroyer

#22
October 07, 2009, 01:28:16 AM
Makes me think of that Sleepaway Camp quote:

"Eat s**t and die, Ricky!"
"Eat s**t and live, Bill."

paula

#23
October 07, 2009, 01:32:21 AM
gives new meaning to the saying:

"neither have a pot to p**s in nor window to throw it out of."

(or pot to poop in)

"What about the American Dream?"
"It came true!  You're looking at it!"

ghouck

#24
October 07, 2009, 09:45:39 AM
She's leaving because he's no longer #1 to her, , He's #2. . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Psycho Circus

#25
October 09, 2009, 08:17:34 AM
He's the scatman "be ba ba ba da bo"
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