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Wife divorces husband for defecating in pots

Started by Doggett, September 20, 2009, 10:46:05 AM

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Doggett

September 20, 2009, 10:46:05 AM
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

#1
September 20, 2009, 10:49:14 AM
 :bouncegiggle: Poo poo pots!

My ex-missus would've let me get away with that. Man, maybe I should go get her back??  :bluesad:

Jack

#2
September 20, 2009, 12:50:26 PM
Yeah, I'd get some pretty funny looks around the house if I tried that.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

lester1/2jr

#3
September 21, 2009, 09:59:29 AM
I'd like to hear the Pope explain why they must stay married

3mnkids

#4
September 21, 2009, 01:06:09 PM
I have a pot that looks very similar to the one shown. I know its not the one he was using but now i cant get the visual out of my head. well, I wont be using that one anymore.

I dont like it when my husband leaves his dirty socks in the floor so there is no way in hell I would put up with pooping in pots. nope.  :smile:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

ghouck

#5
September 21, 2009, 02:21:17 PM
Well, if it was a non-stick pot, , I mean really, , is it such a big deal?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Jack

#6
September 21, 2009, 03:53:07 PM
I can't believe that nobody's made a joke about leftovers yet.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Mr. DS

#7
September 21, 2009, 06:30:03 PM
Wait a minute, you're not supposed to go there? 
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Ed, Ego and Superego

#8
September 23, 2009, 03:45:45 PM
Wow, theres an argument killer...
"But honey, I may do <insert sin here> but at lesst I don't get drunk and crap in the cooking utensils".
-Ed
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Psycho Circus

#9
September 23, 2009, 03:53:09 PM
Their relationship will be going down the toilet and I bet her cooking is crap now.  :teddyr:

ghouck

#10
September 23, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
She's serious about DUMPING him.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

#11
September 23, 2009, 06:53:37 PM
It will be a LOAD off her back though.
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

#12
September 24, 2009, 01:19:37 AM
Either way, the situation really STINKS
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

RCMerchant

#13
September 28, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Psycho Circus

#14
September 28, 2009, 11:05:38 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 28, 2009, 10:45:15 AM
I hope the family likes corn and peanuts. I's recylcled too. :smile:

Ewww, gross!  :bouncegiggle:
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