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Started by Mr. DS, September 22, 2009, 07:48:10 PM

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Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.
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Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

:buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)

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#63
Y'all know I don't normally go to a movie if its tv trailers turn me off.  But y'all know what I rate as the absolute worst movie in history.  The Devils Rejects.
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Quote from: SPazzo_1493 on November 14, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

:buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)

What kind of an idiot brings a baby to the cinema at all??? The Blair Witch isn't really scary (graphically), and I wouldn't have a problem showing it to my little brother.

WyreWizard

Quote from: vukxfiles on November 15, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
Quote from: SPazzo_1493 on November 14, 2009, 10:47:45 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Come to think of it, my Blair Witch watching experience was made even more awful because some idiot brought a six month year old baby to the show.

:buggedout:

What kind of idiot would do that?  I wouldn't even show it to my little brother.  (Well, partly because he gets motion sickness easily.)

What kind of an idiot brings a baby to the cinema at all??? The Blair Witch isn't really scary (graphically), and I wouldn't have a problem showing it to my little brother.

You know what I hate worse in the theaters than women who bring screaming babies?  Morons who forget to shut their cell phones off during the movie.  I remember one time when I was watching a movie and there was a teen boy next to me who kept getting calls on his cell phone.  I was missing most of the film because of it.  So you want to know what I did?  You really want to know?  The next time the cell phone ran, I grabbed it out of his pocket, threw it on the floor and stomped it to oblivion with the heel of my cowboy boot.  Safe to say he wasn't too pleased with that, but the rest of the theater watchers were.
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Leah

#66
Fast & Furious (the fourth one) really bad CGI


yeah no.

Joe

Rob Zombies Halloween
The Hitcher
i hated Jeepers Creepers in the theater, bought it when it came to dvd and now i like it.
Australia
zodiac (i fell asleep)
10,000 BC (what a piece of nonsensical crap)




Caronte


GilbyFromMagoombo

Keep in mind that my kid wanted to see these:

Baby Geniuses
Cats & Dogs
Air Bud
Garfield
Pokemon

A few gems I remember seeing back in my younger days:

Street Fighter (based on the video game)
Mortal Kombat
Some horrible movie starring Stallone and Sharon Stone I can't even remember the name of
An Ernest film
and Sidekicks with Chuck Norris

Criswell


Psycho Circus

Quote from: Criswell on November 26, 2009, 06:05:50 PM
Cgi joe. what a waste of time and money

CGI Joe! Why didn't I think of that!? You're a genius Criswell!  :thumbup:

Criswell

actually i heard it when i was just looking at the imdb forum for it. Don't credit me for it. But i believe it comes from this word  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CGI+Joe

SkullBat308

Quote from: GilbyFromMagoombo on November 26, 2009, 04:37:54 PM

Some horrible movie starring Stallone and Sharon Stone I can't even remember the name of


Are you thinking of The Specialist  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111255/
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