Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

[ghouck]

That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!

I guarantee the word "Tequila" is used in the explanation, whatever it is.

[Joe the Destroyer]

That's what I was thinking, why was he covered in crap!!!! I can see why he was in the pool, he was trying to wash himself off, so where did he get covered in crap and how!!!!!

I guarantee the word "Tequila" is used in the explanation, whatever it is.

I was thinking more along the lines of "schizophrenia" or "fecophilia," but I guess Tequila's a viable explanation, too. 

[remembers rolling in the snow naked after Quervo]

[Jack]

Wouldn't surprise me if this stuff was involved: