Gilligan's Island - Fight Club

[venomx]

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

[Psycho Circus]

Unfortunately, the Skipper had learnt CPR from Hulk Hogan...

[retrorussell]

Skipper: I'm not letting go until you say you love me!  Say it!  Say it!!!

[AndyC]

"I don't care if they did change the song! You're the rest, and you'll always be the rest!"

[whitelion43]

"Stop making those coconut radios and FIX THE BOAT!