Things You've Learned From Cartoons

[Psycho Circus]

Cat and dog owners are just a pair of african american legs with a broom.

[InformationGeek]

Sewers smell like poo gas.

[WyreWizard]

What I learned from watching cartoons is You can get away with virtually anything if you claim you're a retard afterwards.

Thanks Peter Griffon

[kakihara]

i didnt learn from cartoons when i was a kid, but they gave me lots of ideas. like, when i saw tom chasing jerry around until he stepped on a rake and whacked himself in the face, i didnt think "ouch, i bet that hurt like hell", i thought "hmmm, i wonder if a rake would really pop up like that when you step on it". i tested it and found that it does pop up and it does hurt like hell. now that i think about it, i did learn something.

[retrorussell]

A painting in a spooky house always has eyes that follow you when you pass it.

When running through a door in a long hallway of doors, you will always emerge from a different door; often one far away, especially if someone is chasing you.

Roosters love to antagonize dogs.

When coming across a situation that will result in pain in a matter of seconds (explosion, train running over you, etc.), instead of jumping out of the way, throwing the explosive away, etc., you sadly look at the camera p.o.v. and cry, frown, or hold up a sign expressing your displeasure with the situation (Help!  Ouch!  Oh No!, etc.).

[Psycho Circus]

Policemen don't like cats that live in trash cans.

[InformationGeek]

Dogs can get janitor jobs and also moonlight as a karate superhero.

There are secret schools that teach monsters how to act and live among humans in secrecy.  (Rosario+Vampire)

[JJ80]

- There isn't only one monster in Loch Ness, there is actually a family of them, all of whose names end in "Ness".
- Ducks can be vampires.

[Newt]

The sidekick is smarter.

[Psycho Circus]

Bats are bulletproof.

[BlackAngel75]

The one thing I've learned from watching cartoons:

Most animals wear shirts with no pants.

[Psycho Circus]

Roosters have speech impediments.

[retrorussell]

When running very fast the feet and legs are no longer visible; just a rotating blur.
Any branch jutting from a cliff you happen to catch on your way down will never support you for more than a few seconds.
Roadrunners claim they can't read, but they understand the signs they're holding.
If you move quickly from one place you will leave a cloud behind.

[Leah]

if you get shot from a cannon, you can fly over the world

[InformationGeek]

If you immortal and you lose your fingers or arms, they'll magically reatch themselves back on.  (Baccano!)

Dogs make good consulants. (Dilbert)