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« on: October 14, 2009, 08:09:08 PM » |
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We've talked about movies and tv, how about cartoons?
Early man had cars which were operated by their feet.
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 09:22:52 PM » |
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In "cartoon world" most characters walk on thin air, for a little bit anyhow.
In "cartoon world" some characters could survive a 1000 foot drop, face first.
In "cartoon world" most characters DONT age.
In "cartoon world" steam rollers dont kill characters, they just make them flat for about 2 mins.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 09:24:58 PM » |
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When you survive that drop from from 1000 feet, your body will turn into an accordion.
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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 07:36:34 AM » |
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Texas is really a planet populated by zombie cowboys.
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 10:40:39 AM » |
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Just because you're in a wheelchair, it doesn't mean you can't be a Ghostbuster.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 10:45:27 AM » |
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Being hit on the head, triggers the fusion of small stars and the creation of flying alarm clocks.
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 10:50:01 AM » |
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If in trouble, turn to Bob Hoskins for help.
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2009, 06:56:47 PM » |
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Cats and mice have very complicated and violent relationships.
If cartoon has sex with a real person, the cartoon becomes a real person. (You wo't learn that on Nickelodeon!)
When seeing a pretty or sexy lady, guys' eyes will buldge out and their heads will turn into wolf heads and let out a large howl.
If hit in the face, your teeth will shatter like glass and then regrow in a matter of second.
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2009, 09:26:17 PM » |
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You can kick anyone's @ss by eating spinach from a can.
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 11:21:16 PM » |
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If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can travel back in time.
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The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2009, 03:52:18 AM » |
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Animals have no genitalia.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2009, 06:59:24 AM » |
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Acme can supply you with all your hunting needs...even in the desert.
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2009, 07:25:19 AM » |
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Platypi are bipedal and don't talk much. They also look good in fedoras.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2009, 10:33:33 AM » |
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Platypi are bipedal and don't talk much. They also look good in fedoras.
I gave you karma for that also, don't forget... Only animals make the best secret agents.
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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2009, 01:47:02 PM » |
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Lions are pink and very nervous.
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