Things You've Learned From Cartoons

[Mr. DS]

We've talked about movies and tv, how about cartoons?

Early man had cars which were operated by their feet.  

[venomx]

In "cartoon world" most characters walk on thin air, for a little bit anyhow.

In "cartoon world" some characters could survive a 1000 foot drop, face first.

In "cartoon world" most characters DONT age.

In "cartoon world" steam rollers dont kill characters, they just make them flat for about 2 mins.

[Mr. DS]

When you survive that drop from from 1000 feet, your body will turn into an accordion.

[Psycho Circus]

Texas is really a planet populated by zombie cowboys.

[Doggett]

Just because you're in a wheelchair, it doesn't mean you can't be a Ghostbuster.

[Psycho Circus]

Being hit on the head, triggers the fusion of small stars and the creation of flying alarm clocks.

[Doggett]

If in trouble, turn to Bob Hoskins for help. 

[InformationGeek]

Cats and mice have very complicated and violent relationships.

If cartoon has sex with a real person, the cartoon becomes a real person.  (You wo't learn that on Nickelodeon!)

When seeing a pretty or sexy lady, guys' eyes will buldge out and their heads will turn into wolf heads and let out a large howl.

If hit in the face, your teeth will shatter like glass and then regrow in a matter of second.

[Mr. DS]

You can kick anyone's @ss by eating spinach from a can. 

[SkullBat308]

If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can travel back in time.

[bladerunnerblues]

Animals have no genitalia.

[Mr. DS]

Acme can supply you with all your hunting needs...even in the desert.

[Newt]

Platypi are bipedal and don't talk much.
They also look good in fedoras.

[Mr. DS]

Platypi are bipedal and don't talk much.
They also look good in fedoras.

I gave you karma for that also, don't forget...

Only animals make the best secret agents. 

[Psycho Circus]

Lions are pink and very nervous.