Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: heeeey
Stranger: heyeeee
You: hello
Stranger: heeey
You: We were attracted to each other at the party, that was obvious.
Stranger: i like sex
You: Bring the dog, I love animals... I'm a great cook.
Stranger: hehhee
You: Well, what am I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan!
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Hello. I'm Esther from Russia. Who are you?
Stranger: m 22 horny
You: If I find out that you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you even figure out what it's for. Do you understand me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ugh, I hate to waste good quotes on these idiots 

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger:  m usa for f for phone sex
You: me too
Stranger: m o f?
You: want to go gay with me ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RCMerchant]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi :)
You: Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Woo Woo Woo
You: I'm Curly, whose is you?
Stranger: i am a 19 florida g
Stranger: you¿¿¿
You: What's a 19 FloridaG?
You: Some type of car?
You: Perhaps a jet ski?
Stranger: jaja is my sex and my years and mi localitation
You: SO you're name is JaJa?
Stranger: noooo my name is eva
You: Am I talking to JaJa Gabor?
You: Ah so you're Eva Gabor?
Stranger: noooooo!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thats great 

[RCMerchant]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Imma girl
Stranger: boy here
Stranger: age?
You: 30
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 30 yr old woman
You: Yes....
You: How old are you? Dont lie...
Stranger: 21
You: Great-wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: any pic?
You: Ok-but first-say you love Satan
Stranger: satan?
You: Yeah-Satan-alias Gorg,Mormo,Cthulu...
Stranger: wats dat?
You: It's the Elder Ones goofy names for Satan.
Stranger: k,,,,,,i love satan
You: Ok...one more test...say "Hammer of the Gods" in an Elvis voice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Heeheeheee...I made him say it...

[Criswell]

Stranger: h****?
You: oh yes
Stranger: m/f?
You: whatever you want ;)
Stranger: i would prefer the truth
You: oh i'm female
Stranger: so, what you wanna do
You: disconnect

[Leah]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hey
You: gimme some hay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



What, I want some hay!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was bored.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: unicorn
You: candycorn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi, is it true only women bleed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I see the figure across the room.
Stranger: I approach and ask:
Stranger: What is OP?
You: Who is the figure?
Stranger: You're the figure damnit.
Stranger: What is OP?
You: Is it your father looking for action again?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi, 29 m USA here, u?
You: Hi 22 F, have you found Jesus?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Church every week
You: I've been looking for that mother f**ker for two months. Dat b***h owes me money
You: If he don't pay up I'm going to gank his azz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: be my hot mom?
You: sure :)
Stranger: good cause ive got a problem mom
You: whats your problem ?
Stranger: well i want to f**k you
You: you're not supposed to feel that way towards your mother.
Stranger: im sorry mom...your just so damn hot
You: Do you like my legs ?
Stranger: yes mom
You: Any other arts you like ?
You: *parts
Stranger: i like your butt and tits...
You: Thats very kind of you, honey.
Stranger: so...can we f**k mom?
You: Pssttt... I'm a dude. ;)
Stranger: damn

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Don't read below if you're easily offended...its very much NSFW too.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I'm a horny 75F
You: Looking for some 20 year old poontang
You: When I have my teeth in people tell me I'm pretty hot
Stranger: Do you like girlss
You: At this point dear, I'll take anything
Stranger: Make w,
Stranger: Make me wet
You: I'd like to gum your entire body
Stranger: more
You: And then you and I would share a Metamucil
Stranger: YOU MAKE ME WET
You: Then I'd crap my pants and we'd go to bed at 7:30 after Wheel Of Fortune
Stranger: AAAAAAHH IM COMMING
You: Don't scream too loud deary, my heart won't handle it
Stranger: !,I'm soaked
You: So am I but for me its urine
Stranger: Can I lick ig
You: Only if you give me a sponge bath later
Stranger: Then ill lick prune juicee of your p***y
You: oooh honey , I haven't been talked to like that since 1953!
You: tell me you'd eat prunes off my nipples!
Stranger: Ill suck them
You: What the prunes or my nipples?
Stranger: Both
You: My nipples are near my kneecaps though
Stranger: your not making me wwet anymore bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

Yikes. ^

[Mr. DS]

Yikes. ^

That person was a good sport though.  I thought it was one of you guys.   

[Doggett]

Yikes. ^

That person was a good sport though.  I thought it was one of you guys.   

It the sucking of the prunes and nipples that makes me laugh !

[Mr. DS]

Yikes. ^

That person was a good sport though.  I thought it was one of you guys.   

It the sucking of the prunes and nipples that makes me laugh !

Actually the line about Wheel Of Fortune and crapping the pants is my fav.

[Paquita]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey, m or f? I'm m
You: I'm a guy, but I wear a bra sometimes
Stranger: Lol. Ok. Can I ask u something personal?
You: I'm an open book
Stranger: Ok cool. I'm goin through puberty and I can't ask my dad or friends. But idk if I'm normal size, how big is your cock? And I'm not gay and I'm being for real.
You: I've never measured it
You: but it's slightly bigger than my hen
Stranger: Really? Would u? I need to know.
You: Let me just eyeball it
Stranger: Lol I meant ur penis.
You: OH! My mistake
You: how embarrassing
Stranger: Ya, lol it's ok... But idk if I'm average, how big is urs?
You: About half the size of my cock
Stranger: Inches please.
You: Slightly bigger than half a hen
You: Perhaps 2 chicks
Stranger: Really, come on. I'm not kidding!
You: I don't have a ruler, I'm just surrounded by chickens
You: Well and this huge cock
Stranger: Wow. Use never measured ur pecker?
You: The peckers are small
You: It would be so hard to measure them
You: They move so much
Stranger: I meant ur penis, how long is ur penis. I'm not kidding at all!
You: I am not kidding either anymore
You: It's bigger than the hen
You: I don't want to brag
Stranger: Just say it! Dang
You: Ok
You: I have sex with chickens
You: Don't judge me
Stranger: Wow, ok..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.