Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[RCMerchant]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: m 24 ind
You: f 30 mi
Stranger: from?
You: Nibog
You: I mean Nilbog MI
Stranger: okk
Stranger: u married?
You: Was-but he's gone now
Stranger: where he's gone?
You: Dead
Stranger: ohh .. sory
You: Dont be
Stranger: u hav any child/
Stranger: ?
You: No I killed my husband I drank his blood it was warm
Stranger: but why?
You: because my own blood is no good its rotton
Stranger:  so wht r u doing now?
You: Im a nurse
Stranger: in hosepital?
You: No an old folks home lots of blood there
Stranger: bye i need some food.. bst of luck../
You: goodbye I love you
Stranger: love me ? why
You: because I love everyone
You: we are all the children of Gorgo
Stranger: i think u r a good person?
You: No I am not Im bad mebbe evil I dont know my head hurts
You: Cthulu loves me
Stranger: yes i am but u r more dn me..
You: Gorgo,Mormo,Azorath,R'layh
Stranger: u have an account on facebok
Stranger: ?
You: facebook? what?
You: The book of faces? Necromonican?
Stranger: its a site
Stranger: like omegel
You: A site? like stonehenge?
Stranger: u dnt know dis site?
You: No i dont know-I belong to a movie forum
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ur name plz?
You: Luna Lugosi
Stranger: i forgot ask ur name
Stranger: nice name luna
You: Not my real name I cant tell you
Stranger: but why we r friends now?
You: I just use that name on line-I got it from old horror movies
Stranger: ohh ok
You: Gorgo,Mormo,Azorth,Beliah,Rylah
Stranger: wht's dis?
You: The Old Ones-they want we should drink
Stranger: luna .. udidn't ask my name
You: I know your name
Stranger: wht?
You: Mormo
Stranger: very funny
You: Gorgo?
Stranger: so LUNA .. i have a very beautifull friend..
Stranger: she's so butiful
Stranger: i luv her
You: Her name is Death
Stranger: wht u r saying
You: Im saying Death is for us all Life and death are all the same there is no right or wrong its all the same
Stranger: dear dont say lik that
Stranger: enjoy life
You: I like pie. I need to have some pie and coffee and get ready for work
Stranger: life is soo beautiful
Stranger: okk
Stranger: dn bye
You: Death and life are the same Yin and Yang One cannot exist without the other Its the way it is in and out one big f**k
Stranger: nice 2 meet u
Stranger: tk care
Stranger: b bye
You: goodbye praise Cthulu


It's amazing how you can lead someone into a bizzare conversation...and they take it in stride! This person was very patient while I was spouting complete nonsense!

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi!
You: dude looking for a dude.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: dude??
You: yep. :) Wanna have hot dude on dude cyber action ?
Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[RCMerchant]

Stranger: Cock
Stranger: Dick
Stranger: Penis
You: Sucker
Stranger: Diddle
Stranger: Willy
You: Gorgo
Stranger: Meat and two vege
Stranger: Turgid mass
You: Satan
Stranger: Wut?
Stranger: Do you call your penis Satan?
You: Blood on Satans Claw

HAHAHAH!!!!! I love that one! 

[Jack]

You: Im saying Death is for us all Life and death are all the same there is no right or wrong its all the same
Stranger: dear dont say lik that
Stranger: enjoy life
You: I like pie.

Classic   

[Psycho Circus]

Stranger: u have an account on facebook
Stranger: ?
You: facebook? what?
You: The book of faces? Necromonican?

[RCMerchant]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: u m/f??
You: Imma girl
Stranger: me male
Stranger: ur age,country?
You: Say you love satan
You: SAY IT! SAY YOU L-O-V-E SATAN!!!!
Stranger: whoz that?
You: Satan-the ruler. Gorgo,Mormo,Azorth,Cthlulu!
Stranger: i love
Stranger: now ur age,country?
You: You didnt say Satan....
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Wow...I gotta stop doing this...!

[Psycho Circus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi!!
Stranger: who are you?
You: I AM THE LORD OF HELLFIRE! AND I BRING YOU...
Stranger: what?
You: ...Fire

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey horny boy here,looking for horny girl...17 uk,i have cam\
You: God will punish your sinful ways
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Psycho Circus]

I've just spent the last 6mins persuading a very attractive 18year old italian girl that she shouldn't be chasing after married men over the internet.

I don't know what it is, whenever I get the genuine "girls" that seem real sleazy, I turn into some weird online councillor.

[Mr. DS]

It's amazing how you can lead someone into a bizzare conversation...and they take it in stride! This person was very patient while I was spouting complete nonsense!

I often find the people from India buy the BS the most. 

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello :D
You: Amen
Stranger: f :) 18
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: how about uu?
You: You unholy sinful slut
Stranger: what's up? :)
You: On your knees you third world whore and pray for forgiveness
Stranger: ur name?
You: Your name thy be Jezebel
Stranger: im Mariah
Stranger: nice to meet u,
You: Let me exorcise those evil lying demons that hide within you
Stranger: wanna cam?.
Stranger: it wwill be fun
You: There will be no fun for you in hell
You have disconnected.

I noticed too late that it was a spambot 

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: yes... Is there more ?
Stranger: no
You: Okay.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JaseSF]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey there
Stranger: how r u
You: Pretty good. Snootchie Bootchies!
Stranger: okay
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: India..u?
You: Neptune.
Stranger: howw r the chicks there?
You: Pretty cool...3 breasts every one!
Stranger: guys must b having 3 hands then
You: Aye! It's great for the invasion...
You: We need Earth women to repopulate..
Stranger: they will ruin ur planet
Stranger: as they r doin wid earth
You: Yeah really now? How so?
Stranger: they suck at verything
You: Really? So how do you plan to continue your genetic line?
Stranger: dats our problem.....we r bound to have them on earth
You: Your misogyny makes me ill and angry...
Stranger: then get lost
You: Your women will prefer us Neptunians!
Stranger: talk with neptunians
You have disconnected.

[JaseSF]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: They says I am best
Stranger: m/f
You: Ah you wants ze info then
You: Ah I am man
Stranger: f
You: Really? I talks to ze female?
Stranger: r u interested in sex chat wid me?
You: Woooohooo!! A real live ze female, she is ze talking to me...
Stranger: age?
Stranger: ??
You: I have gigantic manhood
You: Ze I am 75, well hung
Stranger: i m 65
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JaseSF]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi :)
You: Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Woo Woo Woo
You: I'm Curly, whose is you?
Stranger: i am a 19 florida g
Stranger: you¿¿¿
You: What's a 19 FloridaG?
You: Some type of car?
You: Perhaps a jet ski?
Stranger: jaja is my sex and my years and mi localitation
You: SO you're name is JaJa?
Stranger: noooo my name is eva
You: Am I talking to JaJa Gabor?
You: Ah so you're Eva Gabor?
Stranger: noooooo!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.