Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: bi?
You: bye?
Stranger: are you bi?
You: bilingual
You: yes
You: i am fluent in over 9 million forms of communication
You: are you bi too?
Stranger: yeag
You: what is your favorite thing about being bilingual?
Stranger: i dunno
You: tell me something in French
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You: i need to urinate
Stranger: do it in my mouth
You: only if you have cheerios in there, i need to aim
Stranger: oh word up
You: i just learned to pee by myself
Stranger: cool
You: my mommy was so proud of me
Stranger: aww thats good
You: she gave me a candy
Stranger: nice nice
You: and then I went poopy too
Stranger: nice nice
You: she still had to wipe me
Stranger: oh damn

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: Hello, would you like to use me?
You: Sure...my toilet needs cleaning
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: What's your adress?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hihihi
You: three hi's
Stranger: :D
You: i only wanted one though
Stranger: o
You: go back and fix it please
Stranger: hi
You: thank you
Stranger: no greeting for me?
You: what shall i say
Stranger: somefin cool
You: ok...somefin cool
Stranger: lawlz u soo funny
You: lawlz u soo funny
Stranger: aightbye

[Mr. DS]

You: Doggett?
Stranger: Do you like Harry Potter/Tumblr?
You: Only if Dogget likes it
You: Are you Doggett?
You: Who is your favorite horror movie host?
Stranger: Maybe... O.O
Stranger: host?
Stranger: :S
You: I need proof if you are Doggett
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Doggett?
Stranger: hi
You: Doggett why aren't you talking to me?
Stranger: means?
You: i've looked for you for hours and this is the way you repay me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Doggett?
Stranger: the f**k?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trevor]

You: Doggett?
Stranger: Do you like Harry Potter/Tumblr?
You: Only if Dogget likes it
You: Are you Doggett?
You: Who is your favorite horror movie host?
Stranger: Maybe... O.O
Stranger: host?
Stranger: :S
You: I need proof if you are Doggett
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Doggett?
Stranger: hi
You: Doggett why aren't you talking to me?
Stranger: means?
You: i've looked for you for hours and this is the way you repay me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Doggett?
Stranger: the f**k?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just had to disconnect, DS: couldn't take it anymore. 

[claws]

Stranger: hay
You: *burps*
You: m here
Stranger: frm?
You: ghl
Stranger: wht?
You: ghl! *shs*
Stranger: idnt no
You: u frm?
Stranger: finland
You: land of sharks
Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: age?
You: old
Stranger: coolllllllllll
You: u?
Stranger: 15 but to hottttttttttttttttt
You: *throwing glitter* you're a superstar at the gay bar
Stranger: ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You: ain't nothing going on but the rent. you got to have a J-O-B if you want to chat with me.
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: ok
You: fly boy like me needs security
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I wasn't even done quoting the song 

[Leah]

Stranger: hey
You: there's no hay here.
Stranger: i have some
You: well i don't!
Stranger: wanna trade hay for something else?
You: nah, i'm broken
Stranger: ok will keep my hay.
Stranger: anything you DO want?
You: more LEGOS!
Stranger: i have three pieces.
Stranger: one rectangular and two square
You: I have, maybe over 10K
Stranger: kidding me
You: Well, maybe between 5,00 to 10,000
Stranger: woa. can i come round?
You: Sure, but you need to bring the hay over first.
Stranger: you dont want this hay trust me

[Mr. DS]

For a very special African gentleman...

You: Hi
Stranger: freaky freaky fresh
You: Do you fear Trevor's underpants?
Stranger: I love it
You: You're the first person I found that does
Stranger: really.
Stranger: do you love it?
You: No I smell them all the way from Africa in the States
Stranger: meow
You: Yes the smell like cat s**t
Stranger: but i'm from michigan
You: Oh you can pick up the scent there too
You: Trevor's underpants know no boundries or walls or borders
Stranger: oh, sorry that's cos my cat just took a s**t on my bed
Stranger: Trevor is a pure legend
You: No thats probably just Trevor's underpants
You: well, yes he is...he's a good looking chap
Stranger: I heard Trevor goes camando though
You: well lately, it wouldn't surprise me
You: they have fallen off before
Stranger: dayummmm! that's hot!
You: I can hook you up with Trevor if you want
Stranger: can you please!?
You: are you a hot 30 something chick
Stranger: it's my dream come true
Stranger: 65.
Stranger: ;)
You: well if you're a cougar he would hit that
Stranger: s**t yeah i'm a cougar
Stranger: in leopard print boots!
You: do you mind skid marks
You: and loud farts after he eat broccoli
Stranger: on my own ass, no. on my chest, yes
Stranger: I eat horseraddish so it's ok.
You: Trevor's underpants is the key ingrediant actually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Do you fear Trevor's underpants?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: they are scary
You: You should...they walk up walls on their own
Stranger: holy crap
Stranger: they sound possed
You: Some say his crap is holy
Stranger: haha
You: I fear they may find you next
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hey
You: Hi...Jack is a great guy
Stranger: okay
You: I'm tired of his wife yelling at him to pick up eggs when he is at Home Depot
You: I mean let the poor guy look at snowblowers in peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: I'm wearing a bib
Stranger: asl>
You: i drool a lot
You: people feed me live chickens
Stranger: name
You: and I snort bird seed
You: My name is Finwick
You: May I build a shrine in your honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

I'd like to thank day time soaps for this... 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey, Darksider !
Stranger: hi
Stranger: als？
You: why don't you look at me when we make love ?
Stranger: sorry
You: Its Jack, isn't it !?
Stranger: don't
You: He's taken you from me
You: what does he have that I don't !?
Stranger: I can't accept
Stranger: You so shortly floor
You: I can't accept it either ! I spend hours cooking and looking after the kids and you won't even look at me !
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: Where did we go so wrong. I might stay with ,y brother for a few days.
Stranger: You is handsome？
You: Its too late for that now, Darksider
You: I've packed the bags
Stranger: where are you from？
You: I just don't know anymore. You were always my rock ! *sobs*
Stranger: why?
You: You used to be there for me !!!!
You: Remember when you first took me out.
Stranger: I can
You: I'm glad you remember something !
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are u m?
You: How dare you !!!!
Stranger: no
Stranger: You misunderstood
You: Back in school Sandy always told me to stay away from you !
You: Abd she was right.
Stranger:  I only am want to make friend
with you 
You: Oh, so it's over, is it !!! I'm in 'friend zone' !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

Short, but sweet.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: Before we start, I'm not horny.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: POLL: Who's the better singer: Charice Pempengco or Lea Michele?
You: congrats. I didn't know they had wi-fi on the short bus
Stranger: f**k you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: is that short for a***ole?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.