Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Psycho Circus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: I'm the instigator of the new generation, the official inseminator of the female population
Stranger: Hi, so very pleased to meet you
Stranger: Do you take drugs?
You: I scoff at my rivals cause they ain't cool, I rewrote the bible and made my own rules
Stranger: Hey, f**k rules
Stranger: Please tell me, are you a girl?
You: I'm Captain Hi-Top, the love commander, the ego star forever after
Stranger: What on earth does that mean?
You: Hide your mom, control your sister
Stranger: Leave moms an sisters out of it please!
Stranger: Are you some kind of lesbian?
You: I slid the beast to Farah saying baby, baby, baby
Stranger: You're a man I guess eh?
Stranger: I'm Captain Hi-Top, the love commander

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: what kind of underwear are u wearing?
You: blue
You: boxers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello what are you wearing
Stranger: jean, tye dye shirt, combat boot
Stranger: you
You: a banana peel
You: and your mother's socks
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi what are you wearing
Stranger: no shirt and shorts
You: thats odd, i'm wearing a shirt and no shorts
Stranger: what are you doing with your shorts off
You: right now, trying to find my shorts
Stranger: Why were they off?
You: I had an itch
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: So whats your name
You: do you have any antifungal cream I could borrow?
Stranger: I dont think I do
You: My name is Bartholomew
Stranger: So you have a penis
You: no, my parents had a sense of humor
Stranger: What?
You: I have labia but a man's name
Stranger: Could you translate that
You: Yo soy un chica muy guapa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: DAD I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF OMEGLE IT'S SO EMBARRASSING
You: well my offspring, I gotta bang someone else than your mother
Stranger: oh..... okay- be safe
Stranger: birth control condoms toys
You: that b***h's cooter has more hair on it than Circus's head
Stranger: how awful
You: Doggett likes his women like that I heard so I maybe I can hook the twat up with him
Stranger: hahahahhahaa omfg
Stranger: maybe they'll be happily ever after
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: you never know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You: Doggett likes his women like that I heard so I maybe I can hook the twat up with him

Nice.

Charming.

[Leah]

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: i am awesome
You: I am the one they called the b***h of death, the only person who can redefine logic and coeherences. I am...the transvestite Succubus!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I love dead bodies soo much, I just got to have sex with them, every day! isn't that great?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: [This user is a registered sex offender. Omegle is required to include this message when this user has sent you a message. Please do not give any details to this user.] hey wassup?
You: I ain't normal
Stranger: neither am i
You: I love to have sex with dead children
Stranger: me too!
You: both male and female
Stranger: what a coincidence!
You: espicially the ones from hell
Stranger: I haven't been entirely honest with you
Stranger: The truth is, I'm Chris Hanson with dateline NBC, and your conversation has been recorded
Stranger: The police are coming to your house right now
Stranger: And you'll be buttraped in prison
You: yeah, but who believes in honesty anymore? it's all just a big fat lie.
Stranger: true, I prefer lulz
You: but then who doesn't
Stranger: newt gingrich?
You: Torgo>
Stranger: lol well this has been fun but there's other less computer-savvy people to troll. Happy hunting!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: f 22 into scat wants to talk "s**t"
You: scat music ?
Stranger: no
You: oh. lol Whats scat for you then ?
Stranger: poo , p**s and all fun
You: oh. You like that sort of thing ?
Stranger: yup
You: Don'nt you find it a little gross ?
Stranger: it was , but i got to like it
You: I'm not sure liking it is a healthy thing. You may want to go back to not liking it. lol
Stranger: its ok , i get shots and clean up thoroughly
You: Oh, man, thats sooooooooo gross. Why don't you read more ? Reading is goog
Stranger: nah
Stranger: not for me lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Eeeeewww.....

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi. Im Sam. What's your name? :D
You: Sam I Am? I do not like green eggs and ham :(
Stranger: Kbye.
You: rofl the real Sam was more persistent
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl...
You: is this real life?
Stranger: only a dream............
You: a nightmare full of "asl"
Stranger: no....i want know...
You: Your Mom: "How was school today?" You: "asl?"
Stranger: fy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: male horny
You: I'm a male and I'm REALLY horny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[claws]

A very Heathers lunch poll:

You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?

Stranger: sit and wait
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Stranger: arre woman
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Stranger: Thinking about it when I have time, which is not now but tomorrow.
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Stranger: i don t know i don t even know what you are talking about
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Stranger: burn it to stay warm because i live in canada haha
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Stranger: buy s**t to f**k the hell outta them aliens :3
You: like what?
Stranger: idunno guns rockets ninjas
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Stranger: NO ALIENS CAN DEFEAT US!
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Stranger: fly to my x gf
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Stranger: go buy f**kloads of food
You: why?
Stranger: i'm a fatty
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Stranger: Hmm, convert it into pounds, and go to alton towers.
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Stranger: buy a bugatti veyron

[Leah]

^Buy a Veyron? Buy a Veyron?! What's wrong with these people?!

I would rather have either these three:

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you have the time?
Stranger: for what?
You: to listen to me whine
Stranger: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hi what are your ass measurements?
Stranger: say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
You: Seriously, Im designing an undie line based on Trevor's likes and want to see what the common folk wear
You: and what size i should make them
Stranger: no idea
Stranger: do people do that?
You: yes, lets start at the top of the crack
Stranger: ha
You: measure down to wear the sweat gathers
Stranger: ewwwwwwwww
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Stranger: w
You: don't mind the toilet paper hanging out of your ass crack
You: its been there since noon
Stranger: stop
Stranger: stop
Stranger:  stop
Stranger:  stop
You: no
You: then I'll have you measure across
Stranger: that is trbl
Stranger:  t-r-b-l terrible
You: come on man I need these measurements for my undies line
Stranger: ha
You: if you aren't going to give them disconnect
Stranger: you first. Just who the hell do you think I am?!
You: a person that is insecure with their ass measurements
You: Trevor needs this info
Stranger: Gurren Laggan
You: you don't know how important it is i get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.