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Man Urinates on a Cop and Get 1 Year in Jail

Started by InformationGeek, December 09, 2009, 08:47:00 PM

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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Joe the Destroyer

Must've been really p**sed.

[hides in titanium bunker to avoid the hail of bombs after making the obvious joke]

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on December 11, 2009, 03:17:36 AM
Must've been really p**sed.

[hides in titanium bunker to avoid the hail of bombs after making the obvious joke]

Urine trouble for that one!
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Jim H


Trevor

PEEople must learn what to do and what not to do where.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Psycho Circus

1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still. In this country they'll send you to prison for all sorts of stupid stuff for years upon years. But people who rape or kill others serve about 6 months and then they're living in luxury on benefit payments!  :hatred:

3mnkids

Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still. In this country they'll send you to prison for all sorts of stupid stuff for years upon years. But people who rape or kill others serve about 6 months and then they're living in luxury on benefit payments!  :hatred:

What are benefit payments? Do they get reimbursed for going to jail?  :buggedout:
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Psycho Circus

Quote from: 3mnkids on December 18, 2009, 01:38:29 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still. In this country they'll send you to prison for all sorts of stupid stuff for years upon years. But people who rape or kill others serve about 6 months and then they're living in luxury on benefit payments!  :hatred:

What are benefit payments? Do they get reimbursed for going to jail?  :buggedout:

Money received due to being in prison, where the convict obviously can't earn an income. So, when they come out I think they get some other kind of money too. It's screwed up in the UK. There's about 7-8 different types of payments that people can get for having kids, comitting crimes or generally just being lazy...

3mnkids

Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on December 18, 2009, 01:38:29 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still. In this country they'll send you to prison for all sorts of stupid stuff for years upon years. But people who rape or kill others serve about 6 months and then they're living in luxury on benefit payments!  :hatred:

What are benefit payments? Do they get reimbursed for going to jail?  :buggedout:

Money received due to being in prison, where the convict obviously can't earn an income. So, when they come out I think they get some other kind of money too. It's screwed up in the UK. There's about 7-8 different types of payments that people can get for having kids, comitting crimes or generally just being lazy...

wow.  :buggedout:  I think here they get something when they get out but its like cents per day.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Jim H

Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:44:23 PM
Quote from: 3mnkids on December 18, 2009, 01:38:29 PM
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still. In this country they'll send you to prison for all sorts of stupid stuff for years upon years. But people who rape or kill others serve about 6 months and then they're living in luxury on benefit payments!  :hatred:

What are benefit payments? Do they get reimbursed for going to jail?  :buggedout:

Money received due to being in prison, where the convict obviously can't earn an income. So, when they come out I think they get some other kind of money too. It's screwed up in the UK. There's about 7-8 different types of payments that people can get for having kids, comitting crimes or generally just being lazy...

In the USA, prisoners can work and earn money while in prison.  It's extremely low pay (far below minimum wage), but they do get an hourly rate for some things.  The idea is if they actually have some resources when they get out, they're less likely to relapse.  Unfortunately, having a criminal record makes it extremely difficult to get a worthwhile job, so...

AndyC

Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still.

Of course he'll get it cut down. I hear his lawyer's a whiz.
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Psycho Circus

Quote from: AndyC on December 29, 2009, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still.

Of course he'll get it cut down. I hear his lawyer's a whiz.

Let's keep it clean Andy, some of the ladies may get flushed...  :wink:

AndyC

Quote from: Circus Circus on December 29, 2009, 01:31:13 PM
Quote from: AndyC on December 29, 2009, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: Circus Circus on December 18, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
1 year is a joke. I know he'll get it cut down, but still.

Of course he'll get it cut down. I hear his lawyer's a whiz.

Let's keep it clean Andy, some of the ladies may get flushed...  :wink:

Oh absolutely. But it just amazes me that a cop could let such a thing happen. He should know enough to look out for number one.
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