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Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee

Started by Torgo, December 23, 2009, 09:59:17 AM

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Torgo

December 23, 2009, 09:59:17 AM
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Leah

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December 23, 2009, 08:17:16 PM
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yeah no.

AndyC

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December 29, 2009, 12:20:56 AM
I suppose he needed a little pick-me-up after getting stabbed in the chest. Amazing that he'd be so calm. What would really have been worth seeing is the looks on the faces of people in the diner.
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retrorussell

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January 12, 2010, 04:01:02 AM
It's not customary for patrons to bring their own silverware..
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meQal

#4
January 12, 2010, 09:39:50 AM
Maybe he heard the diner's coffee was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
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AndyC

#5
January 12, 2010, 09:41:43 AM
But did the coffee squirt out of his chest when he drank it? :bouncegiggle:
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BoyScoutKevin

#6
January 21, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Did he order the coffee to go or to drink there?

Mr. DS

#7
January 21, 2010, 08:50:48 PM
Why does this sound like the opening to a great joke?
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Leah

#8
January 21, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
HOW DOES ONE LIVE BY BEING STABBED IN THE CHEST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah no.

Joe the Destroyer

#9
January 22, 2010, 02:49:51 AM
He thought about walking into a bar, but the diner was closer.
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