Really Stupid Plots to Movies

[Leah]

What are some jaw dropping, eye soring, skin rationing (and no, that was not necessary) plots to movies. mine are the plot Pocket Ninjas- saving the earth by wearing stupid dragonish type masks and wearing rollerblades as well!
also, Manos, Troll 2 and 3, monster a go go, soul taker, and super babies 1 and 2.
FIRE AWAY AT WILL! 

[retrorussell]

I realize the franchise is utterly wiped at this point, but the latest non-Rob Zombie Halloween has Michael somehow switching his body with a paramedic without anybody noticing, apparently killing his sister, and returning to his old home where it's been turned into a virtual reality show.  Total b.s.!

[venomx]

Really Stupid Plots to Movies ... hmmm, how about M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening.

[SPazzo]

<sarcasm>
OK, here's a list of them: http://www.badmovies.org/movies/
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But seriously.
How about The Haunted World of El Superbeasto?  It was like a Cartoon Network cartoon snorting heroine.  Also,  I've found a lot of the American Pie type movies to be just really dumb.  The kind of movies where the whole point of them is for the guy(s) to get laid.  40 Year Old Virgin was ok, but most others I can't stand.

[hellbilly]

Ninja in the Claws of the CIA (1982)

Plot: CIA hires Karate Champ to train people so they can defeat evil Russian soldiers threatening the world with a new martial arts technique.

[InformationGeek]

Ninja in the Claws of the CIA (1982)

Plot: CIA hires Karate Champ to train people so they can defeat evil Russian soldiers threatening the world with a new martial arts technique.

Alright then!  I got  a movie to find!

Anyways, for me; it would have to be The Rats.  It's really stupid, but yet amusing at the same time.

Plot: A bunch of genetically altered rats start attacking people wearing perfume in New York City.