Two Evil Dudes

[InformationGeek]

"Sorry gentlemen, the metal detactors did go off.  So I would like to ask you to remove all metal objects on you."

[sprite75]

Oscar and Darth confront Bert and Ernie regarding the wild party they had last night that prevented them both from getting any sleep.

[retrorussell]

Darth: Hey.. you're not Yoda!
Oscar: No, but I've got Jim Henson's hand up my @$$.

[zombie no.one]

Hey Darth, those Star Wars films are garbage - I love them

[Mr. DS]

Oscar:   "I'm grouchy because my can was the prototype for Vader's suit..."

[sideorderofninjas]

Yes, you shall be my apprentice.  Rise and become Darth Oscar...

[AndyC]

Recently uncovered test footage from an abandoned Star Wars prequel in 1985. When the project was revived in the 90s, Lucas opted for CGI aliens, as they were even more annoying than his beloved muppets. Even so, rumour has it that Oscar will be edited into the next special DVD edition of the original trilogy.

[sprite75]

I am looking for the one who took a dump in my friend's can.

[Leah]

"Sorry gentlemen, the metal detactors did go off.  So I would like to ask you to remove all metal objects on you."

The Sith: YOU WILL BE SUBMITTED

[Flangepart]

Dark Lord, Schmark lord, I call you what ever ya want, so long as jar-Jar dies.

[BlackAngel75]

Vader: Now here what you're gonna do, you're gonna go to their rebel camp disguised as an R2 unit...

[AndyC]

"I'm telling you guys, if you'd hired me to guard your trash mashers, I would have caught Skywalker. But noooo, you had to go with that thing with the periscope eye."

[Hammock Rider]

 


 I find your lack of visible legs disturbing.

[Chainsawmidget]

"Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice."

[Trevor]

Darth: Hey.. you're not Yoda!
Oscar: No, but I've got Jim Henson's hand up my @$$.