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E.T. the Porno Review by Cinema Snob!?

Started by InformationGeek, January 07, 2010, 06:10:50 PM

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InformationGeek

I didn't watch all of the review outside of the opening due to the fact that I would like to keep my own sanity intact.  I personally never seen the E.T. movie we all love, but I would not want to taint my eyes before seeing it.  So, view at your own risk and prepare to shake with fear at the sight of this crap!

Also, this is the first review I found from Cinema Snob that I posted, so enjoy his work.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/224-cs/15636-tcs001
Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Mr. DS

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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

InformationGeek

Website: http://informationgeekreviews.blogspot.com/

We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Mr. DS

Quote from: InformationGeek on January 07, 2010, 08:08:35 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 07, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
I think I need to find this video.

Why?  As it inspired you to review it?
No, the perv in me wants to see how they work the XXX scenes.   :bouncegiggle:
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

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SkullBat308

Quote from: The DarkSider on January 07, 2010, 08:15:04 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on January 07, 2010, 08:08:35 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 07, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
I think I need to find this video.

Why?  As it inspired you to review it?
No, the perv in me wants to see how they work the XXX scenes.   :bouncegiggle:

LOL Really though, what a weird idea :bouncegiggle: I also need to see this.
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

Psycho Circus

I've seen it.  :bluesad:

It's so wrong and creepy. It looks like a woman giving birth to a giant turd and I know I can never, ever remove those images from my skull haggis...

BoyScoutKevin

I didn't see a post as to what is the meaning of "E.T." in the porn version of the film, so here it is. "E.T." stands for "Extra Testicle." That's the thing about porn versions of films. I've often found that the best thing about them is the title. Everything after that is usually downhill.