Man talks in sleep, wife writes it all down

[3mnkids]

not a news story I know but I didnt know where else to put it.

http://current.com/1hi4k4c

Dont know if its true or not but its funny as hell.  If profanity bothers you do NOT click the link   

[Psycho Circus]

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

Really funny. I'd say those are my faves, but I do question whether some of these are made up or just exaggerations.

[Leah]

It might be real, i used to talk in my sleep

[Mr. DS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkIyrX_qpuY

[Paquita]

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  If that woman is making this stuff up, she's my hero because that is some funny stuff.

""Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.""

HAAAAaaaaaa!

I just learned a new word: bollock.  Is that a swear?  Is it like calling someone a testicle?  Is that commonly used?

[Cthulhu]

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!  If that woman is making this stuff up, she's my hero because that is some funny stuff.

""Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.""

HAAAAaaaaaa!

I just learned a new word: bollock.  Is that a swear?  Is it like calling someone a testicle?  Is that commonly used?

A highly flexible term commonly used by the English.

1. something rubbish
2. a falsehood or series of lies
3. something great
4. the best possible
5. testicles
6. exclamation on making a error.
I copied that from urban dictionary. It should help.

[Psycho Circus]

3. something great

That would be the "dog's bollocks". 

[Javakoala]

One of my best memories of my ex is one night, while she was asleep, she started doing this little dance with her hands and upper body. Then she asked about the orangutans and whether they were safe. I told her they were fine and they they were having tea.  She said that was great because they loved tea and she went back to sleep.

I generally scream or yell "No" in my sleep.  I never remember the dreams.

[Psycho Circus]

When I first met my ex, she used to throw her arm up in the air and shout "NO!". It used to scare the crap out of me. She thought it was hilarious when I told her.

[Javakoala]

When I first met my ex, she used to throw her arm up in the air and shout "NO!". It used to scare the crap out of me. She thought it was hilarious when I told her.

She was obviously dreaming about you asking for some loving.   

[Cthulhu]

There was this one time, when I was just about to fall asleep (or maybe I was already sleeping?) , and then suddenly I jumped up, and shouted.
Then I looked around in confusion...maybe I had a nightmare...dunno.