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THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs

Started by retrorussell, January 19, 2010, 05:47:51 AM

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Trevor

Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 02, 2017, 01:49:37 PM
BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET

CROW: It's that thing again! That thing that's driving the plot... into nowhere...

[Girl falls from high building presumably to her death]
CROW: Ooo, she missed the pool. That's going to effect her score.

TOM: Did ancient astronauts wear Lee Press-On Nails?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

"The Phantom Creeps, Episode 1"

Lugosi to henchman: "You have failed, Monk."
TOM: What do you mean, I wrote 'Straight No Chaser,' 'Round Midnight,' lots of good stuff!

JUNGLE GODDESS

At a nightclub where a singer is doing a "sultry" song:
JOEL: Do you think I could get a seat in the no singing section?

After she finishes her torch song:
ALL: Freebird! Freebird!

Jungle Goddess: "The penalty for murder is the same here as anywhere else."
TOM: Plea bargain with suspended sentence.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

TYTD Reviews

I was always a sucker for "He tried to kill me with a forklift" though "Big Mclargehuge" and "SKIPPPPERRRRR!!!! ... ... ... lil buddy" always made me laugh xD

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

AoTFan

Quote from: Trevor on December 07, 2017, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: TYTD Review on October 17, 2017, 03:58:34 PM
"Big Mclargehuge" 

Friends and colleagues of mine made Space Mutiny  :buggedout:

Wonder if any of them have seen that episode... hehe.

Trevor

Quote from: AoTFan on December 10, 2017, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: Trevor on December 07, 2017, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: TYTD Review on October 17, 2017, 03:58:34 PM
"Big Mclargehuge" 

Friends and colleagues of mine made Space Mutiny  :buggedout:

Wonder if any of them have seen that episode... hehe.

I had lunch with one of the producers and her husband in March this year and no, they didn't realize that this film had taken on a life of its own.  :smile:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

ESCAPE 2000

MIKE: So, the hero of our movie has to go out and hire another hero?

[Explosion sends extra flying]
CROW: This trampoline accident could have been avoided. Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.

[Extras are running gagging from poison gas]
MIKE: Oh man, those Annie Sprinkle performances...
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

It Conquered The World

Tom: "You know, this coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick. What did you strain it through, a mummy?"

:buggedout: :teddyr:

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Castle of Fu Manchu

[Guy sees the assassins coming for him]

Tom: "Oh, it's you guys."
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Svengoolie 3

Diabolik, during laughing gas attack.

"Dan Quayle announces his presidential candidacy."
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

AoTFan

Zombie Nightmare

(Adam West kicks a police suspect who's being held on the floor in the face)

TOM: That was easy for him, he just pretended it was Tim Burton!


Samurai Cop

POLICE CHIEF: Well, f**k you, f**k you and f**k you!!
MIKE: This guy used to work customer service at United Airlines.

Trevor

Overdrawn At The Memory Bank:

Fat Man: "Good of you to spare me the time, Mr Fingal."
[walks away: Crow and Tom provide farting and burp noises]
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

HOBGOBLINS

[Some idiot with a green face appears]

Crow: "I wonder if he knows his face looks like that?"
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

quabrot

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa:  "We're going out the old fashioned way..."
"Guns a'blazing!"

Touch of Satan
"I sure hope he said peanuts..."

Trevor

The Pod People

Tom: "Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog."

:teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.