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« Reply #555 on: September 05, 2017, 07:21:44 AM » |
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BEING FROM ANOTHER PLANET
CROW: It's that thing again! That thing that's driving the plot... into nowhere...
[Girl falls from high building presumably to her death]
CROW: Ooo, she missed the pool. That's going to effect her score.
TOM: Did ancient astronauts wear Lee Press-On Nails?
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« Reply #556 on: October 07, 2017, 01:26:01 PM » |
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"The Phantom Creeps, Episode 1"
Lugosi to henchman: "You have failed, Monk."
TOM: What do you mean, I wrote 'Straight No Chaser,' 'Round Midnight,' lots of good stuff!
JUNGLE GODDESS
At a nightclub where a singer is doing a "sultry" song:
JOEL: Do you think I could get a seat in the no singing section?
After she finishes her torch song:
ALL: Freebird! Freebird!
Jungle Goddess: "The penalty for murder is the same here as anywhere else."
TOM: Plea bargain with suspended sentence.
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« Reply #557 on: October 17, 2017, 03:58:34 PM » |
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I was always a sucker for "He tried to kill me with a forklift" though "Big Mclargehuge" and "SKIPPPPERRRRR!!!! ... ... ... lil buddy" always made me laugh xD
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« Reply #558 on: December 07, 2017, 03:20:19 AM » |
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"Big Mclargehuge"
Friends and colleagues of mine made Space Mutiny  |
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« Reply #559 on: December 10, 2017, 06:03:03 PM » |
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"Big Mclargehuge"
Friends and colleagues of mine made Space Mutiny Wonder if any of them have seen that episode... hehe. |
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« Reply #560 on: December 11, 2017, 07:55:45 AM » |
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"Big Mclargehuge"
Friends and colleagues of mine made Space Mutiny Wonder if any of them have seen that episode... hehe. I had lunch with one of the producers and her husband in March this year and no, they didn't realize that this film had taken on a life of its own.  |
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« Reply #561 on: March 03, 2018, 04:28:31 PM » |
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ESCAPE 2000
MIKE: So, the hero of our movie has to go out and hire another hero?
[Explosion sends extra flying]
CROW: This trampoline accident could have been avoided. Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.
[Extras are running gagging from poison gas]
MIKE: Oh man, those Annie Sprinkle performances...
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« Reply #562 on: March 19, 2018, 04:26:29 AM » |
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It Conquered The WorldTom: “You know, this coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick. What did you strain it through, a mummy?” 
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« Reply #563 on: April 23, 2018, 03:10:03 AM » |
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Castle of Fu Manchu
[Guy sees the assassins coming for him]
Tom: "Oh, it's you guys."
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« Reply #564 on: April 23, 2018, 10:08:56 AM » |
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Diabolik, during laughing gas attack.
"Dan Quayle announces his presidential candidacy."
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
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« Reply #565 on: April 25, 2018, 09:19:25 PM » |
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Zombie Nightmare
(Adam West kicks a police suspect who's being held on the floor in the face)
TOM: That was easy for him, he just pretended it was Tim Burton!
Samurai Cop
POLICE CHIEF: Well, f**k you, f**k you and f**k you!!
MIKE: This guy used to work customer service at United Airlines.
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« Reply #566 on: May 15, 2018, 10:25:54 AM » |
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Overdrawn At The Memory Bank:
Fat Man: "Good of you to spare me the time, Mr Fingal."
[walks away: Crow and Tom provide farting and burp noises]
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« Reply #567 on: January 21, 2019, 05:25:09 AM » |
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HOBGOBLINS
[Some idiot with a green face appears]
Crow: "I wonder if he knows his face looks like that?"
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« Reply #568 on: January 21, 2019, 02:21:58 PM » |
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa: "We're going out the old fashioned way..."
"Guns a'blazing!"
Touch of Satan
"I sure hope he said peanuts..."
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« Reply #569 on: January 26, 2019, 08:44:49 PM » |
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The Pod People Tom: "Even the movie The Fog didn't have this much fog." |
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