I'm going to be interviewed on Saturday.....

[Trevor]

A friend of mine is making a four part miniseries about the history of our film industry and has been rash enough to ask me to participate, supplying commentary and an interview for it. For those of you who haven't ever heard my voice, I sound like a pig stuck in a fence and the fence is running away with me down a very bumpy road.  

You don't believe me, do you? Thought not. Phone me and hear for yourself. (002712) 441 3150. 

Seriously, it's going to be a thrill to be part of a worthwhile project ~ I just hope I don't end up on the cutting room floor and I hope that they put gauze over the lens of the camera. Better yet: they can have the camera facing a concrete pillar and me behind it.  

[The Burgomaster]

Have you agreed to do nude scenes?

[Trevor]

Have you agreed to do nude scenes?

.....and after I recovered from the shock of reading that:

[Leah]

how many donuts will you eat afterwards?

[3mnkids]

Sounds exciting. Congratulations.  

[AndyC]

You don't believe me, do you? Thought not. Phone me and hear for yourself. (002712) 441 3150. 

I'd take you up on the offer, but I wouldn't look forward to explaining why Pretoria is on the phone bill.

[Sleepyskull]

That is really cool! Any way some (or all) of the series can be posted on youtube or another video website?

By the way, Trevor, what is your job/position that gets you involved in projects like this?

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Neat....  Don't worry about the voice,  they'll get James Earl Jones in like they did fro Darth Vader.   Knock em dead!

[trekgeezer]

I hope it's not one of those interviews that involves hot lights and a rubber hose. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I hope it's not one of those interviews that involves hot lights and a rubber hose.  

That sort of thing can be quite profitable I'm told.  



Of course I mean hosting a gardening TV show.

[flackbait]

I don't suppose this means that your holding a press conference for finally capturing your underpants?

Congradulations either way though!

[Trevor]

I hope it's not one of those interviews that involves hot lights and a rubber hose. 

Remember the scene in The Recruit where Colin Farrell is captured and tortured by what he thinks are foreign agents? Something like that. 

[Trevor]

You don't believe me, do you? Thought not. Phone me and hear for yourself. (002712) 441 3150. 

I'd take you up on the offer, but I wouldn't look forward to explaining why Pretoria is on the phone bill.

I can always PM you my mobile number. 

[Trevor]

That is really cool! Any way some (or all) of the series can be posted on youtube or another video website?

By the way, Trevor, what is your job/position that gets you involved in projects like this?

1. The series is in the final edit stage so it might be on Youtube in the future, I don't know.

2. I'm a film archivist, have been one for the last 20 years and these guys seem to think I know something about South African film. I actually know two things ~ some and thing. 

[Trevor]

I hope it's not one of those interviews that involves hot lights and a rubber hose.  

That sort of thing can be quite profitable I'm told.  



Of course I mean hosting a gardening TV show.