Here’s Your Jumbo Jeans You Can Sleep In, America

[3mnkids]

http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america

Tired of taking off your giant sweat pants before you go to work at Wal-Mart? Sick of taking off your huge jeans before falling asleep with Jay Leno and a Domino's box on your lap? The American Dream is alive and well, losers, because now you can just put on a gigantic pair of "pajama jeans" and be done with it. No more dirty laundry everywhere, because it's all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because it's the last clothing you'll ever need. Giant T-shirt and tattoos on your ankles sold separately

   I love wonkette..

The video of this uh, amazing product? is pretty funny, in a pathetic kinda way.    http://www.pajamajeans.com/

[Jack]

I love one of the comments over there:

Now if only they could make them uglier and more expensive, I'd love them.

[3mnkids]

The comments on Wonkette are usually pretty damn funny. Here are a couple of my favs from this article

Do they come with Oxycontin in the pockets or do I have to provide that myself?

Once I customize them to include a bag (and a time-release Febreeze patch), I can poop in them while I sleep!

[Leah]

http://wonkette.com/413772/heres-your-jumbo-jeans-you-can-sleep-in-america

TNo more dirty laundry everywhere, because it's all on you! No more bathing, no more trouble. Order one pair today, because it's the last clothing you'll ever need.

   

yes, you wear the pants over your tuxedo, suit, dress, and you will never clean it because it will morph onto your skin!

[Joe the Destroyer]

Stay tuned for the shower cap beanie.