the X-Files, season 4, Leonard Betts

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Mulder: Scully, can I have the first bite of the candy-head?

Scully: OK, just leave some for the examiners.

[Mr. DS]

Mulder:  "I gave you head now you can give me some...heh heh heh...um...yeah...sorry..."

[Leah]

well, he's not a Jan in the pan hehe  hehe

[Chainsawmidget]

Mulder would later come to regret showing Scully his severed head collection

[retrorussell]

As scientists prepare to graft the head onto a body filled with candy, the world will soon witness the first human Pez dispenser.

[Mr. DS]

"I'd say another 10 minutes in the steamer, go set the table..."

[Neville]

...So this is how our kid will look like. What do you think?

[AndyC]

"Wanna go bowling?"